the cw

omfg, we’re shadows, part one! (aka my mock supernatural drama)


I’m all about equal opportunity, so I’m ‘mocking’ the supernatural genre as a whole and not the show.

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snarkview: 90210 (in which Liam Court was my brother from another mother and then he wasn’t).


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Well, my opening statement definitely has to be: 90210 is one of the dumbest shows I have ever seen. So, so, so very dumb. It was like watching aliens masquerading as pretty people for five seasons. The show is supposedly set on Earth, but you just have to wonder if the characters are living in a reality where the laws of logic simply don’t apply.

This show (and actually the entire franchise) is, as Google can attest, not very diverse. The CW casting policy appears to be vanilla ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.

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CW-esque teen drama finale


WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, HERE’S THE REALLY BAD FINALE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE REST OF THE SHOW. I’m also writing a mock CW supernatural/vampire drama now. Clearly the CW is inspirational.

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CW-esque teen drama – episode 5


And this is the point where the non-existent plot goes from slightly to iffy to downright ridic.

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CW-esque teen drama, episode 3


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I think the one good thing to come out of this is that I’m learning how to write scripts. 
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CW-esque teen drama, episode 2


I now have a title card, tagline and a made up production company. And possibly way too much time on my hands. (more…)

I’ve decided to write my own CW-esque teen drama


Or something like it. I will remember you all when I make it big. So far, there’s no plot but that’s only secondary here. Everyone knows that you don’t need any plot.

Here’s my first episode!


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Let’s hear it for…Supernatural’s villains…


So I came across this:

It’s good to be bad — but what if your Big Bads aren’t quite the best? This past season, The CW’s trio of comic book series introduced villains meant to be worthy opponents for their respective superheroes. But Arrow‘s Damien Darhk, The Flash‘s Zoom and Legends of Tomorrow‘s Vandal Savage all failed to stick the…

via Do The CW’s Superhero Shows Have a Big, Bad Villain Problem? — TVLine

This isn’t an attack on the writer or anything, but I clicked on this article because I was curious and the premise was about The CW’s SUPERHERO shows, as in DC Comics etc. So imagine my surprise and disgust* when I got near to the end of the article and saw this:

Supernatural has had its share of Big Bad misses (Leviathans, anyone?), yet 11 seasons in, it is still thriving creatively.

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Really…


I’m back. Kind of.

AND IN MY ABSENCE FOX CANCELLED ALMOST HUMAN!!!!!

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(thanks to Jeff for reacquainting me with this gif!)

 

My reaction was not as controlled as that. I probably flared my nostrils and shit and like, bitched out a single tear. Anyway. It’s a shame but I will move on.

The CW also managed to air the Supernatural spin-off, realise it was a piece of garbage and subsequently dispose of it.

From what I saw (on one random article on one random site because I’ve been extremely out of the loop for the last two months) Supernatural fans didn’t like it because a. it was cheesy and b. Sam and Dean were only in it for fifteen minutes and c. The characters were lame and morally corrupt etc.

That sounds just like a normal episode of Supernatural to me. LOL. I didn’t realise that the fans were so picky.

Anyway, apparently the Supernatural finale has aired already? I don’t even know where to start from. Last I knew I had posted non-snark about an episode I didn’t watch, so I guess I’ll take it from there. Or not. I don’t know.

SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM MYSELF.