Hey all, welcome to my blog.  

If you’re here because you’re tired of Supernatural and the cast- I have a lot of posts that will be of interest to you. Way too many. I kind of wish they’d retire the show and their stupidity. If you’re wondering why I’m trash talking your favourite show – there’s an explanation post here.

Please read the rest of this post if you’re wondering where the Supernatural recaps have gone.

If you have a general comment about Supernatural, the cast or whatever, I now have an open thread!


Bad Moviethon #23 – Baywatch (2017)


…in which I examine if bad movies really deserve their woeful rotten tomatoes score

Rotten Score: 18%

Lifeguard Mitch Buchannon and his team discover a drug racket involving businesswoman Victoria Leeds and decide to unearth the truth and bring the perpetrators to justice.

I was watching this movie when I had an interesting thought.

We’re basically paying all of these content creators to insult our intelligence.

‘Cause this was one of the dumbest movies I’ve seen in a long time. They called it a comedy, but it was a dumbedy. The beaches weren’t ready and they didn’t need to be for this travesty.


stupid and senseless: jensen ackles’ big dumb friend

Following on from Drunk & Disorderlecki, the silence was lifted. Drafted in first was Jensen Ackles, who I personally think is as idiotic as Jared.

He just hides it better.

I saw that he has an album coming out and I’d much rather listen to an asthmatic cow screaming into a fan.

I wasn’t going to post about the responses until I foolishly clicked on an article on the way home on Monday.

At the DC Con last weekend, Jensen offered these supportive words:

“There’s a lot of love. I’m going to tell Jared to stay home more often…I’m kidding. We all miss my big, dumb friend*. And I’ll just say it now, he had a bad weekend last weekend. He’s dealing with what he’s got to deal with so just send him support and love and have a good weekend this weekend.”

*Big, drunk, violently dumb friend.

I mean, if a regular bad weekend to Jensen is a large sized man assaulting three people, who am I to judge? I’d say Jared had a catastrophically dismal and failure of a weekend, but maybe that’s the best way Jensen can articulate himself.

Why do I need to send him support and love, though?

Naturally, there was more.

“When he showed up on set, because he had a couple days off last week — which turned out to be a good thing — but when he showed up on Wednesday, I brought him in in handcuffs. So we’re having fun, we’re having fun with it. The crew really wanted to wear orange jumpsuits. But we couldn’t get them in time. So it wasn’t like we thought it was a bad idea. We certainly were going to roll with it.”


stupid and senseless: drunk and disorderlecki, cont.

I wasn’t planning on writing a follow up until I smelt the bs fandom was brewing up last night.

The bartender probably deserved it

I’m sure Jared did nothing wrong

He’s only human!

Well, okay, let’s just get to the facts instead of babying this grown ass man.

As per The Statesman*

I can smell the privilege and whiskey from here.


stupid and senseless: drunk and disorderlecki

Real talk.

I actually Googled Jared Padalecki the other week before I read through my stupid and senseless posts and I asked myself.

How has this dude not fucked up again (majorly) yet?

I mean, he’s got another show (that absolutely no one was asking for, but okay okay okay work ethic), but he still looks like a hot mess. Could it be that he’d changed his ways and was slowly working on his appearance?


First, I read about him being in Vegas and paying people (girls) to take pictures with him and I was like…

…it’s only a matter of time.

And here we are, folks.

According to a new report from TMZ, Padalecki was arrested in Austin, TX on early Sunday morning, outside of a club called Stereotype. The fan-favorite actor reportedly faces two counts of assault and one count of public intoxication.

According to eyewitnesses, Padalecki reportedly “struck a bartender in the face” while inside the venue, as well as potentially hitting the general manager after getting into an argument with him.

A friend took him outside in an attempt to calm him down, which ultimately led to Padalecki putting the man in a headlock shortly before authorities arrived. TMZ has several video clips of Padalecki during the ordeal, including one of the aforementioned headlock.

Later on in the video, Padalecki appears to pull out a wad of money, allegedly “flashing it” to the officers that are trying to subdue him.


I think the TMZ article has tweets about fans being surprised and praying for him.

Y’all need to stop.

This is probably the least surprising thing I’ve ever heard.

He clearly has a problem and he needs help. What happens is that every time he fucks up he’s publicly enabled by fans, his friends, his family – for whose benefit is the question, but I won’t say more than that.


Bad Moviethon #22 – Men In Black: International


…in which I examine if bad movies really deserve their woeful rotten tomatoes score

Rotten Score: 22%


The Men in Black have expanded to cover the globe but so have the villains of the universe. To keep everyone safe, decorated Agent H and determined rookie M join forces — an unlikely pairing that just might work. When aliens that can take the form of any human arrive on Earth, H and M embark on a globe-trotting adventure to save the agency — and ultimately the world — from their mischievous plans.


The Nancy Drew Files #1

1. Secrets Can Kill (June 1986)

Plot: Nancy poses as a student and goes undercover to investigate a series of thefts at Bedford High.

Snarkified plot: Someone is stealing files and items at a a high school and the police don’t care. Let’s hire 18 year old Nancy Drew! And her car is red and not blue! Shameful. Some high schooler who was blackmailing the other students. He dies and case solved!!

But wait!

He also happened to be blackmailing a super hot student that Nancy makes out with for no real reason. Oh, a hot guy! Oh, she might leave her not quite boyfriend for hot guy! Oh, but wait, she’s just undercover as a high school student! It would never last. And OH NO, he might be a murderer! Oh, wait. He’s not. He’s just a Russian spy.


Turns out that she was just confused and that she loves Ned after all…

Verdict: LOL.

Friend Request (Book Review)

Yes, I read occasionally.

It’s not all hate-watching and looking at Japanese products over here.

It’s just mostly that.

This review is SPOILERY AF because I can’t stand it when I look up books specifically to find out what happens and the review is all vague but upset about the ‘twist’ (that they refuse to reveal!).


Summerland (WB)

In honour of Aunt Becky’s arrest* and charges, I thought I’d finally finish my review of Summerland, a show she co-created. I used to be obsessed with this show because I was obsessed with Jesse McCartney. Not even going to lie, I still listen to his music. Other noticeable people on the show are Ryan Kwanten (True Blood) and Zac Efron (High School Musical).


Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Season 6)

Well. I figured I’d post something, but it’s not even snark. Sigh. What have I become?

B99/Season 6

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is one of those shows that works better when I watch it all in one go, but I’ve often found that the best way to determine how well a show works is to watch it week by week. Or maybe anticipation is what makes it good or bad? I don’t know, y’all.

Anyway, I watched the entire show during the time season 6 was airing. While I’d seen all of the seasons except half of season 4 and 5 before, it took watching the Backstreet Boys cold open for me to get back into it. That being said it reminds me of my all time favourite show, Happy Endings. I think during the early seasons it had the some of the same writers.