Thanks to Jess for telling me about this. I think Jared vs Airlines is the most hilariously sad thing I’ve ever come across in recent times. It has everything! Outrage over lack of upgrades! Outrage over the fact that man can’t control the weather! Illicit pictures of employees!!! A saviour complex!! Harassing employees via Twitter!! Bitchiness! Everything!!!
And it’s followed us along into 2015. THANK GOD. I need someone to bitch about, and who else than Rapunzlecki?!
Because he doesn’t ever seem to have any real work to do (IT’S SO HARD BEING WALLPAPER ON YOUR OWN SHOW, GUYS!), he found the time to tweet this:
Which, okay, yeah (Like Jared, I am #TeamMisuseOfCommas). If he wants to go around comparing business class ticket prices then that’s his choice.
His response to US Airways didn’t seem quite right though…
Jess quite rightly pointed out that he said ‘billionaire‘ instead of ‘millionaire‘(nor did he stop after saying he couldn’t afford it)… implying (hahahahaha) that he can actually afford the ticket (and well know that he can). Of course, that’s not the rhetoric he’s going for here. I’m sure that he’s concerned about all of those other non-rich people who can afford to fly (but not in business!!) because there aren’t people out there with real problems. *eye roll* Now that saying ‘firstworldproblems’ isn’t cool anymore, I’m going to start referring to everything as a Rapunzlecki Problem. ‘Oh, darn it, I forgot to watch the show! #rapunzleckiproblem!’.
If anything, all of this time that he spends on getting outraged over airlines could be used to choose a haircut that doesn’t make him look like he has a ugly, brown, snail-shell esque bowl on his head.
He really does need to get his priorities straight.
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