snoredom: my response to “these are terms people used to find your site”

dean winchester eliot ness slash

WHAAAAAAT. GOSH, YOU GUYS SLASH FUCKING EVERYONE WITH EVERYONE DON’T YOU?

i wanna see you cry bitch

WELL I HAVE BEEN CLOSE TO TEARS BECAUSE OF HOW DUMB THIS SHOW HAS GOTTEN.

sam season 7×23

It was shit. Sam didn’t look good, okay.

padahair

I LIKE THIS ONE BEST.

dabb and loflin suck

THEY REALLY DO.

dick roman why the fake bone

THEY WILL NEVER ANSWER THIS FOR US. MOVE ON WITH LIFE.

bobby singer season 8

FOR THE LOVE OF JARED PADALECKI, NO. NO.

is jared padalecki a moron

I feel bad because I posted that video here and basically called him a moron. BUT WE’RE ALL MORONS, GUYS.

“felicia day”supernatural annoying

SHE REALLY IS.

what’s up with sam’s sideburns

I DON’T KNOW. SOMEBODY ANSWER THIS QUESTION!! actually don’t.

get side burns like jared padalecki

what. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO. WHY. WHY.

dean/cas 7×21

This is a destiel free zone.

what if sam and dean were girls

I can’t take this anymore.

SSA: Dumbest Moment of Season 7. #spn

DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING. DO I? I THINK I SAID IT ALL IN THIS POST.

ugh, guys.

JUST UGH.

I never did pick #1 for worst Supernatural episode…

I’m torn between:

family remains (4.11)

the whole of season 7

the unforgiven (6.13)

I’mma pick one soon and complete the list. I’ll probably cheat and have more than one in the post.

Can we all stop pretending that Dick Roman is/was awesome now? Seriously it’s getting old now. Just stop. STOP.

1. He wasn’t.
2. He was lame.
3. The actor…is lame. I’m sure he’s a nice guy and all but…lol, spn casting is what it is.
4. He was boring.
5. I don’t even have a fifth point. That’s how lame and boring he is.

Peace out, bitches.

GAH.

snarkview: 7.01 – because I want to have snarked about an entire season, okay.

Hello fellow snarksters!

7.01 – Meet The New Boss (or the one where Misha Collins has more screen time than he should)

• This episode picks up exactly where we left off from the season 6 finale. So Sam looks spaced out, Dean looks confused. Bobby looks confused. Castiel looks deranged. This pretty much stays the same throughout the episode.
• Cas tells them to BOW DOWN because he’s God now. After pulling some hilarious constipated faces all three of them attempt to but he stops them. THEY DON’T REALLY MEAN IT, Cas cries. Yeah, I have no idea what he’s saying.
• Castiel goes on a killing/healing/more killing rampage. It ends up being fucking hilarious.
• I’m not sure WTF is going on with Sam, Dean and Bobby.
• Anyway, in the end Castiel is…full of leviathans now. New big bad. SO EVIL THAT GOD BANISHED THEM TO PURGATORY YET SOME DUMBASS ANGEL HAS JUST SWALLOWED THEM ALL WITH EASE. Uh, whatever bro.
• He somehow turns into Cas again and apologises to Dean for fucking up Sam in about 30 seconds. He can’t fix it though. HE CAN’T FIX SAM AND….WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS SAM SHIT ALL THROUGHOUT THE SEASON? Oh boy. Worst Sam girl ever. 

LE SOB.  In hindsight though, this episode is as awful as the rest of the season because of how awful the Leviathans ended up being. Sam’s hair was so pretty though.

We won’t talk about the sideburns.

SSA: best s7 episode.

Supernatural Snark Awards!

just because.

best episode 

HELLO CRUEL WORLD

 

why?: because sam’s hair looked good. because sam looked so confused and pulled the puppy face 100 times. that’s basically all I remember, so yeah. don’t judge me. AND EVUL DEAN.

 Yeah, I’m easy like that.

bad points: the hand wound. the fucking hand wound. because he spent the next 2330 episodeS jabbing it like a mad man. oy.

JUST LOOK

I’M SUCH A PATHETIC SAM-GIRL.

not even sorreh.

snoredom: from someecards.com with love. or something. i’m bored.

Or well. Look forward to them. Or more bitching anyway. This whole snark thing does wonders for my blood pressure.

Contenders for worst line of the season, you ask?

“See you next season?” as quipped by the useless alpha vampire from the worst season of the show

or

That stupid shit Sam said about Megatron and transformers.  Ugh.

or

CURING CANCER by that random leviathan

or

The entire wedding episode

or 

The entire Garth episode

or..

Gah, who the fuck even cares.

Love from,

your non-silent minority!

snarkview: 7×22 + 7×23, there will be confusion & the survival of sam winchester’s sideburns.

God, where do I start? I hate this stupid show. I can’t even look at Sam and Dean right now so I’m using weird, yellow smileys to convey my emotions in this post. DON’T JUDGE ME. Judge, away. I don’t give a fuck anymore.

JUST ONE EPISODE LEFT. ONE. ONE. ONE. ONE. YES.

I haven’t been this excited for an episode since the season 5 finale. 43 more minutes and I can forget about this stupid show until september.

WOOT.

Snark about the episode may arrive at some point in the week. Fucking alpha vampire and fucking bobby. Ugh.

snarkview: 7×21, speaking is not fundamental if your name is sam winchester.

Episode Title: Reading is Fundamental

What it should have been called: This Episode Is Not Fit For Human Consumption, Do Not Watch It.

Overview:

• Usually at this point, the writers ignore the previous 19 (or in the this case 20) episodes and decided to dramatically change the entire plot of the season due to the fact that there’s been no actual plot thus far.
• This basically  means that they’ll bring the angels back in to fuck everything up. JUST SHOOT ME SOMEONE. PLEASE.