Author: supernaturalsnark

I snark about things. I'm also a señorita who used to have picture of D-List actors as her avatar. Now it's a pen. So... expect greatness from me. Or something.

stupid and senseless: kanye west and chance the rapper


This was written on 29th April, but apparently I didn’t care enough to post it. Given that Kanye is back in the news, I might as well post it now. I see that he went for the whole blaming his mental illness for the latest rant. He has nothing whatsoever to promote I’m assuming. 

His handler needs to change his Twitter password.  

Anyway, onto this (OLD) post. Not sure if the tweets are still up, but I guess we’ll all see when I hit post!


Let me just start with Chance. He waded into the argument to defend his friend, which would be admirable if his friend wasn’t currently crapping all over black people. I don’t know about you but if my friend was saying any of what Kanye was saying, they would receive a strongly worded message and ZERO public support from me.

Chance deserved to be shouted out by Trump – and his statement apologizing was bullshit too. He knew what he was doing and he did it anyway. Pick a side and stick to it.

No, black people don’t have to be democrats, but nobody asked him. Nor does he speak for anyone but himself.

Kanye West is CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCEEEEEEEEELLEEEEEEEEEED. He can go and promote his album in the whitest town in Alabama for all I care. He’s not receiving a single cent from me. He is disgusting, an opportunist and a complete hypocrite who is only interested in himself. Any black person co-signing any of his rantings and ravings needs to check themselves.

My favourite part was this Kim K tweet which still doesn’t make any sense to me.

Kanye is years ahead of his time?? GIRL, BYE. Ben Carson called, he wants his privileged black person taking shots at fellow black people by aligning themselves with a racist trophy back.

….not even political but you love Trump and have a MAGA hat? Yeah, sure. Got it. I love how him and Kim are all like wah wah wah free thought – in that case, accept the criticism and shut the fuck up. Simple.

Too bad that they’re both idiots.

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and this is why I hate lyric videos


Yes, I still listen to Jesse McCartney. I even like this song, but I could make a better lyric video than this. We all could. Individually and collectively. 

I am genuinely lost for words y’all, I really am. 

I’m just going to take my beautiful soul out of here. 

Catfish: The TV Show


Well, guys, I started watching Catfish: The TV Show. Actually, I watched one episode and gave up. I feel like I used to watch it back when it was a new show but I can’t remember. Anyway. I was watching some of the clips on YouTube and I seriously cannot comprehend what I’m watching.

These people are often in long distance relationships. 

Fine. 

That being said, if someone is refusing to video call or voice call, surely that’s a huge sign. 

Maybe, maybe not. I hate phone calls. There are people I only communicate with via email. How do they know I am who I say I am? 

Facebook, obviously. 

But, wait…

These Catsnappers have found a way around that too! In one episode – actually the first and only one I saw, the girl had taken a picture of some model and used it to create a fake profile wherever. 

That episode was hilarious to me because the Catfishee actually stole the Catfisher from her sister. She tried to get her sister to come on the journey with her and her sister was like NOPE! Imagine that. You steal your sister’s boo and you want her to be there when you meet him. I think that girl was a few breaks short of a Kit Kat. 

Delving into Catfish further and you come across people who have catfished hundreds of people. On one hand, they’re obviously messed up and deprived in some way. On the other, how do people even find the time to talk to that many people. I’m at a point in my life where it’s a struggle to keep in contact with the three friends that I have. These people are operating a mafia level game of friendship. One guy had code names and descriptions for each of the people he’d Catfished saved on his Google Drive. 

I wish I had that time, I really do. 

The most bizarre Catfish clip I’ve seen is the one where the two cousins are traipsing around with Nev and Max and at the end of their trip to the third location, one of the cousin reveals that she’s the one who’s been Catfishing her own cousin because he said she looks like a fat Kelly Pryce. 

Yoooooo. 

Look. She really felt like she was the winner in all of this, but sis, you spent three years wasting time talking to your own cousin. You played yourself. 

I’m not an advocate of violence, but she really could have just whooped his ass in three minutes to get her point across. 

The thing is that a lot of these people are unrepentant. They have their reasons for catfishing and THEY DON’T CURR. 

That melee takes me to my last point. Why are people seemingly so happy to go through this kind of humiliation on TV? 

There was the girl who thought she was dating Bow Wow. It turned out that it was a lesbian pretending to be Bow Wow. Or Lil Bow Wow, cause she was on the small side.  

1. Who Catfishes as Bow Wow? Sis was sending this girl money and everything. That should have been the first clue. 

2. Who is checking for Bow Wow like that? If he messaged me, I would leave him on read. 

It’s like these people lose their minds. 

Like that one guy who was super convinced he was talking to Katy Perry. He seemed like he was a few Pringles short of a cylinder, but still, surely he has some sense?

Apparently not.  

Bad Moviethon #21 – Power Rangers (2017)


Potentially Bad Moviethon 

#21

…in which I examine if bad movies really deserve their woeful rotten tomatoes score

Power Rangers | 2017

Five ordinary teens must become something extraordinary when they learn that their small town of Angel Grove – and the world – is on the verge of being obliterated by an alien threat. Chosen by destiny, our heroes quickly discover they are the only ones who can save the planet. But to do so, they will have to overcome their real-life issues and before it’s too late, band together as the Power Rangers.

This has a 45% score on Rotten Tomatoes, which is probably more than it deserves. 

It reminded me of the original movie. I think I reviewed that here, but I can’t find it. 

That movie was basically A BUNCH OF KIDS WITH POWERS DISAPPEAR OFF WORLD FOR MOST OF THE MOVIE BEFORE COMING BACK TO SAVE THEIR TOWN. 

That’s basically the same thing happening in the new movie. 

The villain was not called Ivan Ooze so I don’t care about her. She was terrible anyway. 

There are some updates – tokenism. The black kid ticks the diversity and character on the spectrum boxes. The Latina ticks the diversity and LGBT boxes. The male, white protagonist is the one that saves the day or whatever. His drama is that he can’t carry the entire football team on his back or something. The female protagonist is a reformed bully. 

I lost track of all of these characters and their storylines after a while. 

All in all it’s a very underwhelming movie. The special effects were decent until the big scene at the end. It looked cheap and fake. I couldn’t make sense of what was going on besides all of them almost being fried alive in their Zords. 

However, it kept me entertained and I watched it in one sitting. It was also kind of cool to see a modern Power Rangers movie.

Verdict: 4/10. Not great, but not overwhelmingly bad. 

Obligatory ‘why is SPN still on?’ post


I think it’s been a few years since the last oblig post. I haven’t really kept up with the show beyond… well nothing. 

The last I heard, the last season was the best since the last season that was the best since whatever season anyone still watching the show decided they like last. It’s hard to get a straight answer from them. 

I imagine that’s because deep down inside they know that they’re watching garbage every week. 

Anyway. 

I’m guessing the O’Jays have the answer to my obligatory question. I guess the $PN Jays got to have it…

Bad Moviethon #20 – John Tucker Must Die 


(note: just realised that I owe a few people replies on the last supernatural post – I’ll get to it!…eventually…)

#20

…in which I examine if bad movies really deserve their woeful rotten tomatoes score

Rotten Score: 26%

Synopsis:

After discovering they are all dating the same same guy (Jesse Metcalfe), three popular students from different cliques band together for revenge, so they enlist the help of a new gal in town and conspire to break the jerk’s heart, while destroying his reputation.

This is basically the ultimate fuckboi movie. 

John Tucker is the quintessential high school quarterback hot stud douche. All the girls love him, all the guys want to be him. Everyone’s existence is dependent on him somehow. 

Somehow, a new girl swans into town and immediately identities John Tucker as a effboy because her mom has dated a long line of effboys (hence why they keep moving lollllll). 

Coincidentally, New Girl happens to work at a restaurant for five minutes and determines that John Tucker has three girlfriends. She also manages to get herself in detention with those three girls and the nasty truth is revealed. 

To make things worse, John Tucker dumps all of them with the same speech. 

New girl then helps them concoct their ultimate revenge plan – destroy his rep and when that fails, make John Tucker fall in love and then cruelly reveal it was all a trick. 

The new girl is basically one huge deux ex machina. She even sets the pace for her own happy ending by crushing on John Tucker’s brother early on. By the way, no one thought it was weird to make the other love interest the biological sibling of the main antagonist? 

Oh and no one thought that Penn Badgely’s hair was a huge no-no? 

Well. 

Actually, it was kind of cute. 

Anyway, after some hilarious hijinks in which John Tucker remains unbothered and unscathed, the movie ends up with him…remaining unbothered and unscathed. 

Yeah, he literally goes back to his fuckboi ways and everyone is like, ‘LOL, THAT GUY IS SOMETHING ELSE!’. He’s literally openly dating multiple people at the end of the film. 

The moral of the story seemed to be… you can’t con a conman because they have no moral compass?

Sadly, that’s true. However, this is movie. It was supposed to deliver me a dead John Tucker, but it didn’t and I am deeply disappointed. 

That being said, I think this movie warrants a 50% at least. 

It was entertaining and endearingly stupid and there was no noticeably bad acting. The soundtrack was cool, too. 

Verdict: 5/10

5 More Awesome Gift Ideas


Greetings, y’all. 

Have you met people that you now hate enough to spend large amounts of cash on stupid gifts they will never have any use for?

If the answer is yes, re-evaluate your life. 

If the answer is no, come this way. Let’s wrap. Or unwrap. Whatever. 

1. Samurai Pet Armor for Cats and Dogs

Small pet clothes
Price: US$ 223

Perhaps nothing says Japan quite like the Samurai Pet Armor for Cats and Dogs, which brings together Japan’s history and its love for small domestic animals. Unlike real armor, this is lightweight so your feline or canine friend won’t get (too) annoyed and will be happy to pose for unique photos. And when it’s not in use, you could hang the armor costume up as an item of wall decoration or even wrapped around a drink bottle. Available in four colors and three sizes.

I don’t know if this is really cool or really terrible, so… I’ll let y’all be the judge. 
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lethal weapon (season 2)


Before I started watching the second season I stumbled across an article on Clayne Crawford being fired. I read about all of the tension on set, the arguments and Clayne’s behaviour. Much was made of Damon’s demands, but you’d imagine those have been the same since day one. Aggressive behaviour? Not so much.

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Misha Collins is the most amazing and kind person


Psych.

These kind of comments are always my favourite. The humble Supernatural fan stumbles across my blog and they unleash the fury.

That the post is from three years ago amuses me to no end. 

Here’s the full comment (link)

WTF HOW DARE YOU
I KNOW THIS IS OLD, BUT I NEED TO SAY THAT
Misha Collins is the most amazing & kind person.
So he do sometime stupid & unfunny jocks. This is doesn’t mean he deserves a death sentence for it. He is just HUMAN like all of us. He is kind, sweet happy person. SO HE DID BAD JOCK. HOW DARE YOU TO WITH DEATH FOR HIM, HE DOSN’T DESERVE THAT. IF U DON’T LIKE HIM, THAT FINE, IT’S YOUR CHOICE. BUT DON’T SAY SUCH THING, AS YOU WOULDN’T WANT BAD THINGS LIKE THAT WRITTEN ABOUT YOU BECAUSE A BAD JOKE. It’s disgusting to talk like that about a person. This is not the way to disagree with a person, to humiliate him, especially if that person is a kind and good, person who is trying his best to make the world a better place, and GISH is a greate example for that. So if you do not like it, it’s okay, but stop, just stop, he dosn’t deserve that.

In true Supernatural Snark fashion, here is the breakdown.

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Wentworth Miller is tired


Ah, Wentworth Miller. 

I went to an all girls’ school and everyone was in love with him. Eventually, Prison Break ended and he fell off. I did hear that he’s on a bunch of CW shows now and that means one thing. 

He’s encountered the madness that is fandom. 

I have to post this because it has everything. I don’t know whether to laugh, cry or scratch my head in bemusement.  (more…)