Way back in the 2000s, we were graced with a song called ‘Hotel‘ by Cassidy ft R.Kelly. The song was a bop, but the video. The video had a giant pink elephant in it that none of us could ignore. R Kelly in full on pink durag/Zorro mask get up, dancing around like people wouldn’t be wondering what the hell was going on with his outfit.
I’m guessing that R.Kelly showed up like that on the set of the video and everyone just went with it?
I refuse to believe otherwise.
A Mississippi man has filed a lawsuit against R. Kelly for allegedly popping on a little 12 Play and doing a little bumping and grinding with his wife
The entire article is so much funnier than it ought to be. R.Kelly is always in some mess. He seriously needs Jesus.
That reminds me of the Gospel Bump’n’Grind remix. If I ever heard this in church, the would have to remove me with a stretcher. The audaciousness of this never fails to amuse me. The fact that he prays halfway through is the best/worst part. Clearly he didn’t see ‘nothing wrong’ with what he was doing….Lol.
2. $35? Not in this lifetime. I could get a regular cap, glue on a phone case and hey presto. Boom. If anything, this is awakening my creative urges. I’m gonna buy a phone case and stick it onto toast.
Okay, maybe I need to go back to the drawing board.
3. What happens if it suddenly starts raining?
4. Seriously, why?!
13 weeks. Somehow, it feels longer.
I haven’t really heard much US news this week (thanks to this, sigh) but I’ll do my best to sum things up.
And love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again.
Slipknot – Snuff
I wasn’t the biggest Slipknot fan back during my metal/rock days (NGL, the masks were creepy, although Duality was my sooOoooong once upon a time. I really wanted to be metalhead so badly until common sense prevailed, lol), but this is one of my favourite songs of all time.
Due to forseen circumstances (the world going to shit, Trump disrupting world peace), I have decided to reintroduce the Real Housewives back into my life.
You know how there are shows so bad that you never forget them? That show for me is Real Housewives of Vancouver. This show is absolutely awful but…so entertaining. I remember accidentally using up all of my mobile data on the train because I was so hooked (in those days, I didn’t play with my internet! And my network provider wouldn’t let me buy anymore for the rest of the month 😢.)
I don’t think I even truly enjoyed it towards the end because it became so bad, but it was TV gold. I devoured each episode like I was getting paid to watch them.
This show is what quashed the Canadians are nice stereotype for me. Enough of that noise. They’re just as awful as the rest of us!
Anyway, I decided to rewatch the first episode and I thought I’d recap. I was going to do all the episodes, but I love myself too much. (more…)
Haven’t done one of these for a while but it’s festival season and I’m here to rain on someone’s parade (jk but not really).
I’m not a music festival kind of person. Personally, I prefer an arena with indoor facilities and seating. Why pay so much to stand on a field for twelve hours? ‘Cause I’m not sitting on any grass. Or fake grass. Bugs don’t discriminate. No, no, no. I see no joy in standing in a huge crowd of people and getting whacked over the head while staring at blurry figures on a stage that I can barely see. I did enjoy myself at the one I went to, but I enjoyed the indoor concert I was at a few months prior more.
Anyway, from my experience, it was just okay. Nothing special. (more…)
Big up to Brenda from Bristol. That was my reaction also, but with far less profanity. Next time I’m exasperated, I’m going to channel my inner Brenda.
For those of you not well versed in British politics, a snap election was called today. Yeah, they can more or less call one whenever they want to. You just ring up the queen and say, “Yo, Lizzy, I wanna make a political wave, you good, boo?”
In an ideal world, we’d all be excited, but the opposition party is a mess.
In 2015, we had a General Election, in 2016, we had that disastrous EU referendum and in 2017, we now have ANOTHER general election. (more…)
This song is my jaaaam.
You can’t listen to this song and not feel lifted. Even if it’s a teeny bit. This song was the staple of my childhood.
Youtube link is here if you’re reading this via email.
I was going to post another long winded rant about something but it’s Easter and I’ve decided to keep things positive for now. The rant will come later because you know, that’s what I do here. Anyway, I thought I’d tell you about my dumb moment of the week.
I was walking along and daydreaming as I do when I spotted something brown resting on a railing.
“Huh,” I thought, “what’s that bird doing there? Should it be leaning on the railing like that? Is it okay? Shit, I hope it’s not dead!”
I approached it cautiously because while I was somewhat perturbed, I wanted zero bird action. I don’t play with birds. I don’t mess with them. I don’t acknowledge them. Having a pigeon flap it’s wings in your face leaves mental scars.
Anyway, as I got closer I discovered that it wasn’t a bird.
It wasn’t even an animal.
It was an empty beer bottle.
An empty beer bottle.
Perhaps it’s time for a trip to the opticians…