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Merry Christmas, snarklings!


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I hope you’re all having a great day!

Wait.

No, yeah. I do.

Unless you’re an asshole.

Wait. No. Actually.

An asshole would just enjoy Christmas in spite of their assholery, so Imma let them finish and end this post here.

Merry Christmas!!

Music Monday #1


I thought about making a separate post but there’s nothing I have to say that hasn’t already been said, in a more eloquent way, so I will just post a brief message below this point.

My thoughts and prayers go out to those in Paris, Beirut, Nigeria, those poor students at the University of Missouri and anywhere else where bad shit happened. I wish we could all just get along. One Love, y’all.

In true padadeuche fashion, Jared managed to tweet ‘#friday13th’ in the middle of everything that was happening. Sigh. I have a post on his bs saved in my drafts but I don’t think today is the right day for it.


I have decided to share my guilty pleasure songs with my loyal reader(s) every Monday. Or whenever. I have no idea what day it is. Actually, most of what I listen to these days are guilty pleasures and I will own it! I need my hype playlists. Especially in light of recent events.

I have three songs for you all today.

Ray J ft Bobby Brackin – I Hit It First

This song…speaks for itself. It’s just so hilarious to me. It has everything – catchy beat, silly but catchy lyrics, the rhyming of ‘function’ with ‘something’, a completely moronic video and some kind of low budget Lil Wayne clone. Perfect.


Blue – One Love

This song also speaks for itself.


Corbin Bleu – Push It To The Limit

This video is terrible but whatever. This song is EVERYTHING. I dare anyone to tell me otherwise.

Does anyone else have any cheesy, silly songs they listen to every day once in a while? 😛

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Let me tell you about my day.


Or well, let me bitch about my day, because we all know that’s the only reason why I’d be talking about my day. I have an entire blog dedicated to a show that I kind of hate – my life is clearly not that exciting.

My alarm went off at 5.30am. That was already a bad start to the day.

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stupid and senseless, edition #50


I hate writing these sometimes, but I hate the fact that barely anyone calls Jared out on his shit more so I’ll do it even if only two people read it, LOL.
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Thanks for the help, Google, but you can stop now


This is kind of hilarious and thus, worthy of a reblog.

The Internet is a wonderful, magical place filled with mountains of information on every subject you could possibly imagine, but let’s face it: somebody needs to tell Google that there are some things we just don’t want to know.

Take, for example, a recent conversation I had with my gracefully-aging but non-net-savvy father about a pair of defective winter boots:

Dad:These stupid boots are falling apart. See how the seam between the leather and the rubber is coming unglued? Do you think contact cement would work?

Me: I’m not sure. We could always Google it. Maybe there’s a product out there specifically designed to repair winter boots.

Dad (typing at his computer): Let’s see… I guess I need some kind of bonding agent. Let me just search “rubber”, “leather” and “bondage” and see what we come up with…

Me:NOOOOOOOO!

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Accidental sadomasochism aside, there are other times that a…

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back when I was still deluding myself


BACK WHEN JARED ACTUALLY LOOKED GOOD. And apparently I was still pretending that I liked Jared’s hair back in 2012. Good times.

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It will probably be wiser for me to just stare at this gif instead of wasting time watching it. But I’m a masochist. Boo.

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snarkview: 8×17, in which cas is needed, but free to go once he’s made dean’s face pretty again.


Greetings! I went into this episode not having any idea what was happening, and came out of it the same way. Isn’t that wonderful? Points:

  • Jensen still has a ridiculous tan
  • Jared still has terrifying hair
  • Misha is still on the show
  • Angel tablet, demon tablet….we’re still pretending that this is a storyline
  • I am still watching the show, because I’m an idiot.

What the episode was called: Goodbye Stranger

What it should have been called: Hit Me Baby One More Time

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Snarkview: 8×08, the one where everyone is John’s Friend.


What It Was Called: Something Ridiculous
What Should Have Been Called: (Something less ridiculous)

This episode was dubbed the cartoon episode. As in the deaths were straight out of cartoons. Sam explained the whole thing in a five minute scene that consisted of him, Cas and Dean standing by a table. SAM HAD LINES!!!!!!!

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There’s no episode this week? Crap.


I really wanted to kill two birds (called Castiel and Kevin – YES I’VE NAMED THEM) with one stone (I’d throw Sam at them) and snark about two episodes at once and basically not have to snark 8×07 or 8 or whatever episode we’re on.

BUT THERE’S NO EPISODE THIS WEEK.

Anyway, in case anyone is wondering or checking back (ha ha ha yeah, right!), I haven’t suddenly come to my senses and stopped watching the show* (sobs). I just haven’t been bothered/busy but I am going to watch it on Friday probably, maybe before.

*OR MAYBE I HAVE. MAYBE I WON’T WATCH IT AND JUST NOT WATCH THE SEASON AND AND AND AND….i’m just not that smart.

See ya.