Tag: HUMOR

Bad Moviethon #4: The Perfect Match


(POTENTIALLY)

BAD MOVIE MARATHON #4

…in which I examine if bad movies really deserve their woeful rotten tomatoes score

[Previous movie]

The Perfect Match | 2016 | imdb

Summary: A playboy named Charlie, convinced that all his relationships are dead, meets the beautiful and mysterious Eva. Agreeing to a casual affair, Charlie then wants a bit more from their relationship. (more…)

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The Girl That Hates Everything | intro


So, it has come to my attention that not liking things that other people like means that I hate everything. Or that talking about what I don’t like means that I hate everything. I know that I don’t hate everything and I actually don’t like being known as the person that hates everything. I’m quirky and weird, dammit. I listen to 90s music. That is a sure sign that I love everything.

Well…maybe that’s a slight exaggeration.

Anyway, I’ve decided that the best way to figure this shit out is to interview myself, so here goes nothing.  (more…)

So yeah….


 

I’m just kidding.

No though, I probably won’t be posting until the next episode is on which is like October or  something.

I have nothing to comment on really.

Jared was in some hilariously awful music video

Most of the spoilers sound so fucking shit that I can’t be bothered to comment on them.

Jared still REALLY NEEDS A HAIRCUT.

And really lol, who is responsible for this manip? Hang yo’ head in shame bitch.

Adios.

snoredom: from someecards.com with love. or something. i’m bored.


Or well. Look forward to them. Or more bitching anyway. This whole snark thing does wonders for my blood pressure.

Contenders for worst line of the season, you ask?

“See you next season?” as quipped by the useless alpha vampire from the worst season of the show

or

That stupid shit Sam said about Megatron and transformers.  Ugh.

or

CURING CANCER by that random leviathan

or

The entire wedding episode

or 

The entire Garth episode

or..

Gah, who the fuck even cares.

Love from,

your non-silent minority!