snarkview: 10×10, dean winchester is hopelessly devoted to the mark of disdain

I’m still on season 10, but I hear that season 11 is equally as shit as this season so far.

“What a surprise,” said no one.

The Hunter Games

The Who Gives A Shit Games

 

Amusing search terms #3

I always love looking at the search terms in the stats section on here – mostly because the stuff that people put into Google is kind of funny. Some of these might be repeats from #1 (I can’t find the post!) and #2 because WordPress has screwed around with the stats page. Siiiiigh.

First of all I have to start with this:

mitch pileggi eyebrows

Why? Why would anyone search this? His eyebrows are terrifying. Someone could literally write a horror movie with his eyebrows as the monster and we would all be genuinely scared. No points for you, anonymous searcher!

snarkview: 10×09, dean winchester is still hooked on a feeling that he doesn’t believe in

 

The Things We Left Behind

Hooked On A Feeling!

snarkview: 10×08, the return of Super Smart Sam™ (not really)

Hibbing 911

Garbage 911

This is surprisingly accurate

I can’t seem to embed it here but this is an 11 season summary of SPN that sums up the show quite nicely.

Linky, link link: here

I’ll be back with recaps soon. The aim is to finish season 10, watch one episode of 11 and then ignore the show until next year.

snarkview: 10×07, no strings attached

Girls, Girls, Girls

Hurls, Hurls, Hurls

Smile! I watched both Thor movies over the weekend, and this scene always cracks me up.

Anyway…onto the episode…

snarkview: 10×06, the bullshit meter is full

Well. I haven’t seen the show since November so all I remember is that Dean was a demon and then he wasn’t. Dean also had a prospective murderer named Cole. Dean was still dealing with the effects of the Mark of Disdain. Dean broke up with Crowley.

And I’m guessing that the main complaint before next season starts will be that Dean never has a storyline.

This will probably be all over the place. Like always. It’s what the show deserves.

snarkview: 10×05, hell on ears.

 So…Supernatural reached its 200th episode.

snarkview: 10×03, a lesson in mediocrity

 

Soul Survivor

Bad

 

JENSEN DIRECTED THIS EPISODE!!!! Do we care? Not really. But this still calls for some

!!!!!!

snarkview: 10×02, esca(k)e to sandwi(t)ch mountain

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Quick note: natewinchester is posting his remixes here this season (because I’m probably going to do a vanishing act at some point!) so be sure to check them out 🙂 [10×01 | 10×02]

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Considering that last season I watched the first episode and then skipped the next nine or so, I have no idea why I’m watching this one. Probably because they managed to keep Bobby out of the episode.

Anyway, yesterday I got caught up in a Cristiano Ronaldo inspired Youtube black hole. And I came across this video, specifically the 3:55 mark. I was amazed. Not by the free kick but by the commentary. I don’t know who he is but I am inspired. Usually when commentators lose their shit over a goal it’s just unintelligible noise but for this guy, it was a dream. And not just any dream.

“This is not just a dream, it’s a wet dream of orgasmic proportions!” 

Once he had time to regain his composure, he turned his attention to the replays and remarked: “This has got more curves to it than Jessica Rabbit on steroids!” 

I can only imagine how he’d describe Sam’s hair. Probably something  along the lines of, ‘An oil drenched wanton hairball that spreads in a Japanese fan-esque semi-circular arched wave‘.