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Zombie Apocalypse Playlist


I’m bored, so…Feel free to play along.

1.John LegendThis Time

Well, that’s a shitty theme. A schmoopy, sensual, piano theme? No bueno. Although, maybe some J-Lege would get the zombies to simmer down while the mortals escape? Hmm!

2.Gary Numan I Am Dust

Yes, this one actually fits! I actually first heard this song on Almost Human. And the on PLL when they showed us that Ezra was potentially A (have they finally revealed who A is yet?). Well, the beat fits. Being turned into dust doesn’t. I’m not sure that’s what the song is about, though. You know what, let me move on.  (more…)

Dumb Moment Of The Week


I figure that calling out other people’s stupidity means that I should call out my own. And I have many. When you’re accident prone, that’s the life. A few weeks ago I fell on some escalators (right at the top because, y’know, gravity wanted to say hi), I walked into a fence that I go past everyday last week, and stairs are always eventful. Yay me. 

So, sometime during the past week, I took my foolishness to a whole new level. I was in the kitchen washing dishes at an ungodly hour. The light was on but the curtains were drawn so I could sort of see outside but not very well. After a while I looked up and saw a strange man in a suit just standing there watching me. I was freaked out and I calmly finished my washing and kept glancing up to see that the man was there. Eventually, I put the light off so I could see properly and the man was still there. 

I looked closer and…

… I realised it was an advert for The Grand Tour. It happened to be physically placed on a van parked outside, hence why it seemed like some guy was just standing there staring into my window. The man in the suit was actually Richard Hammond’s waistcoat thing. 

I felt like such an idiot. LOL. I was just cracking up in my kitchen like an utter loon because I was genuinely panicked by what I perceived to be this creepy man.Thank God I didn’t start tapping at the window and brandishing a wooden spoon. 

These comics sum up my current sleeping pattern (or lack thereof)


I have a long Trump post coming tomorrow so I wanted to at least break up the bullshit with some humor. And my snark machine is not at it’s best because of the no sleep thing, so, yeah.

Enjooooy!  (more…)

The Girl Who Hates Everything | greek yogurt


9. Seriously? 

Yes. Well. No. I don’t hate it. I just don’t get it.

10. It’s yogurt. What’s there to get?

Well, apparently it’s healthy. It’s also now used as a substitute in almost everything. At this point we can eat, bathe in and moisturise with greek yogurt but that doesn’t hide the fact that it still tastes kind of…awful? Although everyone claims it’s delicious and I’m just like…

11. Sigh.

All I’m saying is that people have some funky taste buds!

Smile Like You Mean It


Save some face, you know you’ve only got one
Change your ways while you’re young
The Killers – Smile Like You Mean It

This is one of my favorite songs. I haven’t listened to it for a while but I kind of needed to hear it today, so I’m posting it here, LOL. Happy Friday!

This is what happens when fictional characters make you lose your shit


So, I was minding my own business while watching Numbers and I decided to find out if anyone else found Amita (the girlfriend, main character, genius mathematician, all-round Mary Sue) annoying.

Lo and behold, the first hit was a LJ community called ‘Amita Sucks*’ and it honestly cracked me the fuck up.

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The Revenant | Official Teaser Trailer


More Tom Hardy. Woo! But this trailer literally tells me nothing. I guess it is just a teaser. Though all I can see is that some guys are shooting at other guys, it looks like it could be interesting.

Tom Hardy has interesting facial hair. Leonardo DiCaprio has interesting facial hair and interesting hair in general. I can’t tell if it’s real or weave. Or man extensions. Whatever you call them. Meave.

The setting is kind of nice to look at. I can’t remember where they filmed this now but all I know about this movie is that there was a lot of drama on set. And that Tom may or may not have punched/choked the director.

To conclude, I kind of want to see a movie of the set more than I want to see the actual movie, lol.

Punday Friday!


I love cheesy, terrible puns and anyone who doesn’t probably has more taste than I do but whatever.

Taste is subjective.

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Also, I still listen to 90s boybands, so I have that going for me. 😛

Anyway, here are some puns!

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the joys of the comment section


These days a lot of articles online don’t make much sense unless you have some context. I guess people assume that everyone else follows everyone on Twitter and elsewhere, and it is an easy way to get more hits. Unfortunately for them, I can’t be bothered with all of that so I just go straight to the comments. Comments are probably the best and worst thing about the internet. There are some assholes, some people who don’t seem to be in their right mind and some who enter the discussion without having any plan to actually discuss anything. All in all reading comments can either be hilarious or really frustrating. I don’t really post comments much myself. Not because I don’t want to but because I can’t be bothered. I finally gave in and made a disqus account, but they like to sign me out every two days, so I just lurk.

For the most part I only really read comments on sports articles and reality TV recaps (feel free to judge me!) and there’s not much difference.

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