I forgot my name. I’m not even going to go into a long witty preamble. I straight up forgot my name. Someone asked me and I was like, ‘oh, I don’t have my name tag’. Looked down.
Tag was there.
And even if I don’t have the tag, do I need a tag to answer the question? Apparently so.
So, then I read my name off the tag like I’d never heard it before. Seriously, it was like, ‘s…n…ark?’ In my defense, the name I go by and the name I’m known by are occasionally different, but truly, there’s no excuse. I’ve given myself so many different names over the years that I should be able to parrot them back at any time.
I used to think I’d make a kick ass super spy hero agent, but clearly not.
When prompted for my last name, that was a struggle as well.
It was really hot at the time, so maybe I was just flustered but damn that was a low moment even for me.
First of all, I’d like to thank Bow Wow for providing some much needed amusement today. Although, most people laughing away know damn well that they stunt for Instagram as well. That’s what Instagram is for. Showing off and constant pet pictures in case we forget what your cat looks like.
Anyway, onto today’s discoveries.
First up is this Cat Food Candle.
Look. Unless someone wants crispy fried cat, I don’t think this candle is good idea (unless they don’t have a cat and want a cat food candle for some unexplained reason).
Next we have a smile exerciser mouthpiece?
This contraption SCARES me. But I guess it beats pumping all kinds of chemicals into your lips. Actually, I think both are terrible. We should be working to outlaw duck face and not promoting it. Since when was it style of face? And why would anybody want to have permanent duck face?
And isn’t the whole point of duck face that you’re not smiling? Maybe they should call this the Smile Evaporator Mouthpiece?
I…I have officially run out of words. And now I’m making a duck face at my phone.
Surprisingly, there are some that search for me by name. I’m known, y’all. I’ve made it in life. There’s a lot for ‘supernatural season 12 sucks‘ even though I’ve never posted about season 12. How’s it been? Crappy as usual?
I need to start being nice about people! People only end up here when they look up d-bags. I want some positive search terms like, why is X a good guy? Or X saves kittens from trees!
… meh, who am I kidding? Lol.
[*Why do people have SO MANY questions about Night Of The Wild? I barely remember the movie, let alone if the dog died. Plus, if there was ever a movie to leave you with no questions that you need an actual answer for besides ‘WHY?’ it’s this one. It’s hilarious, though.]
Even though I’ve had this blog for almost six years (whaaa), I still feel like and newb who is useless at blogging, so being nominated for anything is surprising and awesome at the same time, lol! Many thanks to Adashofjhaee for the nomination. Be sure to check out her blog! Continue reading “Mystery Blogger Award”→
2. $35? Not in this lifetime. I could get a regular cap, glue on a phone case and hey presto. Boom. If anything, this is awakening my creative urges. I’m gonna buy a phone case and stick it onto toast.
Okay, maybe I need to go back to the drawing board.
Hollywood superstar Tom Hardy chased down and helped snare a moped thief after pursuing him through gardens and across a building site in south west London.
A witness said the Hollywood actor “switched into superhero mode” as he collared the man before checking him for weapons after the chase.
He sprinted through gardens and a building site before grabbing the thief by the scruff of the neck, and declaring, “I caught the c***,” said a witness.
This story amused me greatly, lol.
My first thought that he was probably method acting or putting some kind of future building climbing movie montage training into action, and my second was that he’s lucky he lives in Richmond (nice, posh, affluent area). You can never be certain what people are carrying on them these days. Hollywood training or not, I’m leaving the chasing and sprinting to the police, thanks.
Anyway, kids, please don’t try this at home! Leave the c*** capturing to Tom!
I wasn’t the biggest Slipknot fan back during my metal/rock days (NGL, the masks were creepy, although Duality was my sooOoooong once upon a time. I really wanted to be metalhead so badly until common sense prevailed, lol), but this is one of my favourite songs of all time.