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These comics sum up my current sleeping pattern (or lack thereof)


I have a long Trump post coming tomorrow so I wanted to at least break up the bullshit with some humor. And my snark machine is not at it’s best because of the no sleep thing, so, yeah.

Enjooooy!  (more…)

The Girl Who Hates Everything | backtracking 


12. Wait. You hate backtracking or you’re backtracking? 

A little bit of both.

13. Fine. Let’s start with why you hate backtracking. 

I don’t necessarily hate backtracking, I just find it an undesirable quality in certain people. You know, you spend hours trying to say, convince someone to stop using a particular cream that causes a rash. They argue and tell you you’re wrong and then…

Some time later they will inform you that the cream is the worst ever and act like you didn’t even say anything.

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The Girl Who Hates Everything | greek yogurt


9. Seriously? 

Yes. Well. No. I don’t hate it. I just don’t get it.

10. It’s yogurt. What’s there to get?

Well, apparently it’s healthy. It’s also now used as a substitute in almost everything. At this point we can eat, bathe in and moisturise with greek yogurt but that doesn’t hide the fact that it still tastes kind of…awful? Although everyone claims it’s delicious and I’m just like…

11. Sigh.

All I’m saying is that people have some funky taste buds!

The Girl Who Hates Everything | inspirational quotes



I’ve decided that there’s no harm in talking about things that I don’t like, so welcome to my latest soon-to-be abandoned blog series. I’m also aware that it should be ‘who’ and not ‘that’ but I’m not changing the picture because I’m lazy.

I’m going to continue from where I left off

7. So…let me guess, you have an issue with inspirational quotes?

8. Care to elaborate?

Nah. 


Coming up next: Backtracking

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Bad Movie Marathon #2: Scooby-Doo (2004)


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(POTENTIALLY)

BAD MOVIE MARATHON #2

…in which I examine if bad movies really deserve their woeful rotten tomatoes score

[previous movie]


Scooby-Doo | 2002

Yup. You read that right, lol.

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Zoinks! Two years after a clash of egos forced Mystery Inc. to close its doors, Scooby-Doo and his clever crime-solving cohorts Fred (Freddie Prinze Jr.), Daphne (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Shaggy (Matthew Lillard) and Velma (Linda Cardellini) are individually summoned to Spooky Island to investigate a series of paranormal incidents at the ultra-hip Spring Break hot spot.

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Rotten Tomatoes rating: 30%

Review excerpt: The acting is stiff, the story lacks all trace of wit, the sets look like they were borrowed from Gilligan’s Island — and the CGI Scooby might well be the worst special-effects creation of the year. (more…)

Has anyone seen Jared’s website?


There’s a link to the website on a couple of his Facebook posts. At first, I didn’t really bother to look at it because I think he was linking from the site to FB anyway. Also I’m not a fan or friend of his page so I don’t really come into contact with it past people showing me things. Someone told me that it was basically him posting random shit and self-promotion, so I went and looked at it and the second hand embarrassment was strong. If he’s paying someone to put this crap up on his behalf I don’t know who I pity the most – him or them. He’s basically created a fan site for HIMSELF, with some random shit like ’13 puppy dog faces’ (it was something like that, lol) thrown in. All he needs is some reposts of someecards pictures and he’ll basically have himself a nice Pinterest profile (no shade, I kind of like Pinterest).
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Some modicum weekend amusement (courtesy of jarpad).


So my friend sent me a screenshot of Jared’s note to Delta Airlines and it is hilarious.

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My favourite fan reactions.


As a sort of…fandom lurker…non-lurker. Does it count as fandom when it’s just the comment sections of recaps? Anyway I sometimes read these things for shows I don’t watch so I can remind myself why I don’t watch them (looking at you, Castle) and there’s always a general trend in the comments. All of which are amusing and irritating.

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