stupid and senseless #65: Jared Padalecki and his quest to school all existing airlines (into knowing who he is) continues!!

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Thanks to Jess for telling me about this. I think Jared vs Airlines is the most hilariously sad thing I’ve ever come across in recent times. It has everything! Outrage over lack of upgrades! Outrage over the fact that man can’t control the weather! Illicit pictures of employees!!! A saviour complex!! Harassing employees via Twitter!! Bitchiness! Everything!!!

And it’s followed us along into 2015. THANK GOD. I need someone to bitch about, and who else than Rapunzlecki?!

Because he doesn’t ever seem to have any real work to do (IT’S SO HARD BEING WALLPAPER ON YOUR OWN SHOW, GUYS!), he found the time to tweet this:

Which, okay, yeah (Like Jared, I am #TeamMisuseOfCommas). If he wants to go around comparing business class ticket prices then that’s his choice.

His response to US Airways didn’t seem quite right though…

Jess quite rightly pointed out that he said ‘billionaire‘ instead of ‘millionaire‘(nor did he stop after saying he couldn’t afford it)… implying (hahahahaha) that he can actually afford the ticket (and well know that he can). Of course, that’s not the rhetoric he’s going for here. I’m sure that he’s concerned about all of those other non-rich people who can afford to fly (but not in business!!) because there aren’t people out there with real problems. *eye roll* Now that saying ‘firstworldproblems’ isn’t cool anymore, I’m going to start referring to everything as a Rapunzlecki Problem. ‘Oh, darn it, I forgot to watch the show! #rapunzleckiproblem!’.

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If anything, all of this time that he spends on getting outraged over airlines could be used to choose a haircut that doesn’t make him look like he has a ugly, brown, snail-shell esque bowl on his head.

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He really does need to get his priorities straight.


 

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Yet another edition of ‘stupid and senseless’ with a good old dose of hypocrisy.

It’s Jared vs [insert airline company] again. *yawn*. Somebody get this man a pair of wings and set his destination to Bermuda, please.

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amusing search terms that have lead people to this blog, take #2

WordPress sometimes let’s me see terms that people have searched for and a lot of the times, it’s highly entertaining.

jared padalecki’s hair keeps getting worse

No lies detected.

jensen ackles “facial expressions”

They look like this: 200

[image credit: someone’s signature on lipstick alley]

why is jared padaleckis hair so stupid

Possibly because Jared Padalecki still hasn’t quite realised that his hair looks stupid.

does jared padalecki wash his hair?

Yes. With 7UP and butter. Wait..

john cho supernatural

JOHN MOTHERTRUCKING CHO IS TOO GOOD FOR SUPERNATURAL

when did jared padalecki get sideburns

At birth.

jared padalecki butt crack

This is a butt-crack free zone. I think…

padalecki – pulling faces is not acting

He is indeed a master contortionist in the face department.

what is this impenetrable barrier around this instrument

This one is a Sleepy Hollow quote that I posted on here in full BUT WHATEVER, IT’S STILL FUNNY.

jensen ackles needs a haircut

THE IRONY!

snarkview: 9×15, I just have one question.

…I’m not planning on watching the episode but whatever.

Whose idea was it to get Jared into this live tweeting thing? All I get from them is that his ego really is bigger than his massive head. And that he’s now pretending that hashtags like #CutSamsHair don’t bother him. Please. He probably cried himself into a beanie hat.

Also, bonus question: Are the Ghostfacers really not dead yet? They stopped being cool eight seasons ago. Back during season 1. I’ll give them a pass for 4×17, but I seriously thought they’d died in a fire or sea of rabid marshmallows or something.

Guess that was wishful thinking.