snarkview: 10×03, a lesson in mediocrity

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JENSEN DIRECTED THIS EPISODE!!!! Do we care? Not really. But this still calls for some

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snarkview: 9×23, dean winchester wants you to hear him roar-oh oh oh oh oh oh

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Finally!!! I will start off with the recap of the season (based on what I remember, which is not a lot). In the premiere, Sam was in a trial-induced coma, and sadly, Dean brokered a deal that unleashed the horror of Jared Padalecki as Gadreel as Ezekiel on us. Dean acted like a dog for an episode. Kevin died and Dean was sad about it. Sam finds out that he’s been possessed by an angel while Dean remains sad. They get into the annual midseason fight. Kevin’s mom gets her revenge and Ghost!Kevin tries and fails to be the voice of reason re: the annual fight. At some point Dean takes on the Mark of Cain so he can seek revenge on…everyone, or something. Dean starts to lose the plot. There as an abysmal spinoff attempt. Dean continues to lose the plot. And then his batshit-o-meter reaches 100% and he declares that he’s a dictator and loses his damn mind.

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snarkview: 9×22, it’s gonna be dean

Why am I still torturing myself with this show? That’s the question I ask myself every time I sit down to do one of these. And then I realise that I won’t get the answer to that question until someone tells me what exactly the writers are smoking, because clearly, the fumes have gotten to me via my screen. Apparently season 10 sounds interesting….just like season 9 did, and season 8 before that, and season 7 before that, and season 6…I think we all know how season 10 will go. It will start off shit, get shittier, improve for one episode, and then begin a rapid descent into farcical territory.

What the episode was called: Stairway to Heaven (How clichéd!)

What it should have been called: Hallway to Bullshit/The Hilarious Case of Jensen Ackles’ Face

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amusing search terms that have lead people to this blog, take #2

WordPress sometimes let’s me see terms that people have searched for and a lot of the times, it’s highly entertaining.

jared padalecki’s hair keeps getting worse

No lies detected.

jensen ackles “facial expressions”

They look like this: 200

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why is jared padaleckis hair so stupid

Possibly because Jared Padalecki still hasn’t quite realised that his hair looks stupid.

does jared padalecki wash his hair?

Yes. With 7UP and butter. Wait..

john cho supernatural

JOHN MOTHERTRUCKING CHO IS TOO GOOD FOR SUPERNATURAL

when did jared padalecki get sideburns

At birth.

jared padalecki butt crack

This is a butt-crack free zone. I think…

padalecki – pulling faces is not acting

He is indeed a master contortionist in the face department.

what is this impenetrable barrier around this instrument

This one is a Sleepy Hollow quote that I posted on here in full BUT WHATEVER, IT’S STILL FUNNY.

jensen ackles needs a haircut

THE IRONY!

So, I watched Changing Channels….

FOR REASONS THAT I WON’T DISCLOSE.

But yeah, I feel like I should commemorate Jared for growing his hair out and letting the make up person do dreadful things to his face. It makes his odd facial expressions very unnoticeable in the later seasons.

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Actually, I’d take all of these weird faces over the Cousin Itt hair. In Jensen’s case, his face looks like this in 50% of every episode, so I wasn’t too thrown by his face.

And that was pretty much all I took from this episode. Everytime I found something sort of funny, one of them would pull a face. These guys are natural born contortionists. Cirque du Soleil awaits them. Or some sort of TV show based on Cirque du Soleil. Someone should pitch one to the CW.

In other news, WordPress wants me to turn on location tagging for “readers who love the same spot”. NO ONE ELSE BUT ME LOVES MY BED, WORDPRESS. We have a monogamous relationship, jeez.

Finale snark will be up…eventually. Possibly never.