Automatic hand dryer adventures, Empire and One Big Happy (plus an update on the recaps)

Some don’t work. Some require you to do some sort of inverted, jazz hands for at least thirty seconds before they come on (at which point you’re already frustrated and about to leave and then you have to wait for another thirty seconds now that you know that it is actually working), and some are just kind of crazy. Every time I use one of the exuberant hand dryers I forget what it was like the previous time and ending reacting like this:

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(Jared’s padanormous turbo charged nostril flare would probably cause the same reaction. :P)


Empire

Empire isn’t really my kind of show. I have an aversion to anything where people break out into songs, usually because I have a very bad attention span and it startles me LOL. I actually do really like the show though. Which is surprising given all the hype surrounding it! The only reason I even watched it now is because I had no internet so I was stuck with nothing to watch and I happened to have the first few episodes on hand. I might post a longer post on it later but if you’re thinking of checking it out, it’s pretty good.

One Big Happy

I know that I wrote a whole post on how terrible this show is but the following two episodes have been a lot better. It’s actually kind of funny in a quirky, offbeat kind of way. I’m still not feeling Nick Zano’s hair though. 😛

Recaps

I still haven’t watched an episode past the last one I did (the musical episode) and that won’t change for a while. At this point, I’d say there’s a 70/30 chance that I’ll do some episodes over the summer hiatus or just skip straight to the finale or something. I think this is the longest I’ve ever gone without watching the show, which is either awesome or sad, I haven’t really thought about it much, lol. I certainly don’t miss being visually and aurally assaulted by Sam’s haircut and Dean’s addiction to gravel. If all else fails, I will snark about the final *sniff but yay* season of The Mentalist (which I also can’t quite bring myself to watch just yet. Mon dieu!).

stupid and senseless #65: Jared Padalecki and his quest to school all existing airlines (into knowing who he is) continues!!

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Thanks to Jess for telling me about this. I think Jared vs Airlines is the most hilariously sad thing I’ve ever come across in recent times. It has everything! Outrage over lack of upgrades! Outrage over the fact that man can’t control the weather! Illicit pictures of employees!!! A saviour complex!! Harassing employees via Twitter!! Bitchiness! Everything!!!

And it’s followed us along into 2015. THANK GOD. I need someone to bitch about, and who else than Rapunzlecki?!

Because he doesn’t ever seem to have any real work to do (IT’S SO HARD BEING WALLPAPER ON YOUR OWN SHOW, GUYS!), he found the time to tweet this:

Which, okay, yeah (Like Jared, I am #TeamMisuseOfCommas). If he wants to go around comparing business class ticket prices then that’s his choice.

His response to US Airways didn’t seem quite right though…

Jess quite rightly pointed out that he said ‘billionaire‘ instead of ‘millionaire‘(nor did he stop after saying he couldn’t afford it)… implying (hahahahaha) that he can actually afford the ticket (and well know that he can). Of course, that’s not the rhetoric he’s going for here. I’m sure that he’s concerned about all of those other non-rich people who can afford to fly (but not in business!!) because there aren’t people out there with real problems. *eye roll* Now that saying ‘firstworldproblems’ isn’t cool anymore, I’m going to start referring to everything as a Rapunzlecki Problem. ‘Oh, darn it, I forgot to watch the show! #rapunzleckiproblem!’.

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If anything, all of this time that he spends on getting outraged over airlines could be used to choose a haircut that doesn’t make him look like he has a ugly, brown, snail-shell esque bowl on his head.

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He really does need to get his priorities straight.


 

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snarkview: 10×05, hell on ears.

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 So…Supernatural reached its 200th episode.

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