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The Kellyanne Conway Story: Official Trailer 


Hilarious.

“I haven’t cursed in 40 years, but fuck you!”

It’s time to go back to the tower, Melania.”

I’d pay money to see this if it was real! Or would I? Watching it play out in real time is entertaining (and horrific) enough. 

(Link is here if you’re reading via email).

lyric videos


The Girl That Hates Everything | Official Lyric Videos

I know that this seems petty but is nothing sacred anymore? There was a place for lyric videos. That place was YouTube and the creators were people like you and me. People that had a fondness for a basic black background and Comic Sans font. Or occasionally, backgrounds and fonts that clashed violently. Still, that’s what was so fun about lyric videos. Someone sitting down to take the time to put it all together simply because they enjoyed the song. Now the only thing people enjoy to do is post long forty minutes responses to viral vidoes, reality shows and other people’s videos. And talk about themselves. And troll comments. Or let you know that they’re watching in [insert calendar year here]. I always get the feeling that if aliens came down to Earth, they’d take one look at YouTube and never come back. 

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Throwback Thursday – The Mask Of R Zorro 


Way back in the 2000s, we were graced with a song called ‘Hotel‘ by Cassidy ft R.Kelly. The song was a bop, but the video. The video had a giant pink elephant in it that none of us could ignore. R Kelly in full on pink durag/Zorro mask get up, dancing around like people wouldn’t be wondering what the hell was going on with his outfit.  (more…)

Where did I park my car?


I love bad acting in bad commercials. 

This lost parked car one is hilarious. It’s at some point (00:48 ish) in this clip.

I think I show more concern whenever I lose an earring back (seriously, isn’t that the worst thing ever? It’s Oh No worthy!) 

FAB. 


Or rather, Fake Ass Bitches. This song is my new fave. I love JoJo. I still have her first album on CD somewhere. I’m glad to see that she’s back making music (not that she ever stopped but she couldn’t release anything officially due to a dispute with her record label).

Anyway, here’s the song! Feel free to send it to any fake ass bitches that you happen to know. 😂 (more…)

Can You Feel Something Without Touching? 


No, Mazda, you can’t. And why is this woman in her car with her eyes closed? How does this make someone want to go out buy the car? Why would you want to drive with your eyes closed? Why would you make a car commercial where the driver appears to be driving with her eye closed?! 

So many questions. 

This is my current inspirational jam


Do it like nobody’s around, people! Unless you’re someone who needs a babysitter. Or someone who thinks being an asshole is a good thing. Or Donald Trump. 

Same difference?

Probably. 

After a two year hiatus…


…I made a Supernatural video. It’s season 2, so I’m totally not lame for spending hours on it, even though it’ll most likely be watched by about five people before disappearing into a YouTube black hole. According to YouTube I’ve made over 100 of these things. However I’ve had my account since 2006, so I guess I will give myself the benefit of the doubt LOL.