What would even possess a person to bring food INTO the general vicinity of a toilet?
Like, even back in the day when I’d read a book or watch TV shows where that one lonely kid would eat lunch in the bathroom, it was mind blowing to me. No. Nein. Non. Nay. De nada.
I would rather not eat lunch.
… not content with making punch (that looks like Barney threw up) she supposedly hands it out to guests?
This is why I don’t accept food from certain people, y’all. Sometimes the blessing that it needs is not enough. My stomach won’t be able to do it. People are just nasty. Even if this is intended as a joke….
This was in my drafts for whatever reason. You’re all welcome.
Yes, I still listen to Jesse McCartney. I even like this song, but I could make a better lyric video than this. We all could. Individually and collectively.
I am genuinely lost for words y’all, I really am.
I’m just going to take my beautiful soul out of here.
This video made me laugh SO MUCH so I thought I’d share it here because I have nothing better to post.
Not even because this racist POS is 14% black, but the woman laughing next to him. So freaking funny.
You can say what you like about black people, but we’re an entertaining set of people.
Comic source: here
“I haven’t cursed in 40 years, but fuck you!”
“It’s time to go back to the tower, Melania.”
I’d pay money to see this if it was real! Or would I? Watching it play out in real time is entertaining (and horrific) enough.
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The Girl That Hates Everything | Official Lyric Videos
I know that this seems petty but is nothing sacred anymore? There was a place for lyric videos. That place was YouTube and the creators were people like you and me. People that had a fondness for a basic black background and Comic Sans font. Or occasionally, backgrounds and fonts that clashed violently. Still, that’s what was so fun about lyric videos. Someone sitting down to take the time to put it all together simply because they enjoyed the song. Now the only thing people enjoy to do is post long forty minutes responses to viral vidoes, reality shows and other people’s videos. And talk about themselves. And troll comments. Or let you know that they’re watching in [insert calendar year here]. I always get the feeling that if aliens came down to Earth, they’d take one look at YouTube and never come back.
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Way back in the 2000s, we were graced with a song called ‘Hotel‘ by Cassidy ft R.Kelly. The song was a bop, but the video. The video had a giant pink elephant in it that none of us could ignore. R Kelly in full on pink durag/Zorro mask get up, dancing around like people wouldn’t be wondering what the hell was going on with his outfit. Continue reading “Throwback Thursday – The Mask Of R Zorro “
I love bad acting in bad commercials.
This lost parked car one is hilarious. It’s at some point (00:48 ish) in this clip.
I think I show more concern whenever I lose an earring back (seriously, isn’t that the worst thing ever? It’s Oh No worthy!)
Or rather, Fake Ass Bitches. This song is my new fave. I love JoJo. I still have her first album on CD somewhere. I’m glad to see that she’s back making music (not that she ever stopped but she couldn’t release anything officially due to a dispute with her record label).
Anyway, here’s the song! Feel free to send it to any fake ass bitches that you happen to know. 😂 Continue reading “FAB. “
No, Mazda, you can’t. And why is this woman in her car with her eyes closed? How does this make someone want to go out buy the car? Why would you want to drive with your eyes closed? Why would you make a car commercial where the driver appears to be driving with her eye closed?!
So many questions.