SO, SO, SO, SOOOOOOO READY.
I will be recapping this for my three readers.
LOOK AT THAT FAUXSTACHE. God bless Nick Carter. He will always be the superior Carter brother (Aaron is currently lost, but he will find his way back. I would DM him on Twitter but I’m scared at the prospect of his response – I hear he flashed his bum on some form of social media recently. No bueno).
Howie, boo, I hope you’re debt-free. I will forgive you this one lapse. Well. Second. His 90s goatee wasn’t the best choice.
Joey Fatone. Well. He’s no stranger to SyFy. I remember his three seconds in Jersey Shore Shark Attack. He also looks like a young-ish Jim Beaver on this poster. LMAO.
AJ. Born to be a villain. But not born to have that awful make-up on his face.
I love that the tagline is LARGER THAN LIFE! I suppose LARGER THAN DIRTY POP! Or I DRIVE MYSELF CRAZY! would not have worked as well.
Anyway, it’s okay, Nick. I forgive you…I am sure it is contextual and everything….
….cause that makes you laaaaaaaaarger than liiiiiiiiifeeeeeee!