I’m pleased to announce that SPN fans are still pleasant individuals…

Or not, because what I’m announcing is the opposite.

So, I was checking my emails from YouTube the other day – I do so every now and then because I have it filtered on account due to too many annoying notifications. I have a couple of clips from Supernatural uploaded, typically clips from or before season 3 and they tend to get more comments than any of my amazing videos that I took the time to put together for no real reason at all. My most popular video is one set to a Nickelback song with awful audio because I used Audacity to cut the song and screwed up somehow. It’s kind of fitting.

To get to the story, what happened was that I saw that someone had left a comment on one of these videos – something along the lines of, ‘[Name], shut the fuck up’ and I went onto the video page and was confused. I don’t really read the comments because…they’re all the same shit and it’s been, what…eight years? So I replied with a simple ‘??’ – perhaps I could actually asked a question but, ain’t nobody got time for that. They hit me back and told me to shut the fuck up too! I thought it was hilarious. I pointed out that I was genuinely wondering why they had just randomly told someone to shut the fuck up (without responding to them – hence why I even bothered replying) and their response was ‘Oh, I thought you had the same opinion. My bad’?

snarkview: 8×23, a horrible, horrible way to waste 45 minutes of your life.

The best time to quit a show is either right after a season premiere – “I’ll catch up later”, and then you NEVER DO – or, right before the finale because you can pretend that they didn’t fuck everything up beyond repair. Unfortunately when every episode of Supernatural is a lesson on How To Fuck Up The Show Even More, knowing when to quit is impossible. DO I QUIT TO SAVE MYSELF? OR DO I CONTINUE SO I CAN MOCK THESE PEOPLE AND CALL THEM STUPID JUST TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER.

We all know what choice I’m going with. I’m still half-quitting though. Ahem.

Anyway, finally watching the finale! Better late than…watching it at all, but I’m dense, you all know that. I’m a danger to myself.

What This Episode Was Called: Sacrifice

What It Should Have Been Called: The One Where The Writers Exceed All Previous Attempts At Ineptitude 

snarkview: 8×22, not saving people, hunting things unsuccessfully, the family business

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Oh and I don’t remember anything that’s happened, but whatever!! I’m sure there will be brand new plot for me to get my head around that contradicts the rest of the season somehow.

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What The Episode Was Called: Clip Show

What It Should Have Been Called: 9.12, because Supernatural does not need 22-episode seasons. THEY SUCK AT IT.

RECAP: As usual it is FULL OF ALL THIS SHIT. SOME OF WHICH I HAVEN’T WATCHED….WHO IS ABBADON? Some red-headed chick by the looks of things. That Dean cut into strips and laid under cement. Okay then.

Anyway.

Our pre-credits soiree comes with one of the original Dumb Kids In The Woods!!!!!!!!™ All the way back from season 1!

“WENDIGO” HE SCREAMS. Right before he bursts, and blood splatters on his girlfriend and everywhere because that’s not old yet.

snarkview: 8×21, in which no Transformers characters are mentioned at all.

This is terrible but not very long. Haha.

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What This Episode Was Called: I actually have no idea.
What It Should Have Been Called: Dean Winchester, M.D.

Sam and Dean show up at Kevin’s shack with the second half of the tablet and he declares that he can find out the third trial. Sam and Dean are overly ecstatic and Sam calls him Special K and they leave and oh, they’re demons and really, it’s all an elaborate set up by Crowley, who claims that he was born to direct. For some reason he actually has a backstage area set up and everything. How wonderful.

the rest of season 8

I haven’t even attempted to watch an episode since the last one I saw…but I’m going to try and finish the season and get it out of the way. There’ll probably be something up by Friday. I don’t know if I’m going to do any of the ones I haven’t watched, is there any point? I do want to watch them though just to have it out of the way, and also because I have a few downloaded because I’m stupid.

I have no idea if I’m doing season 9. Ideally, I’ll be watching…but I’m extremely out of the loop right now and there’s a good chance that I’ll just forget that Supernatural exists between now and whenever the hell it airs. LOL.

Anyway…..ANOTHER SHITFEST OF A SEASON IS OVER! Rejoice with Carlton, people.

How wonderful.

I haven’t watched the episode (or any since the last post I did) but someone (for some reason) just told me what happened. All the angels have been expelled from HEAVEN!!!! Wooo!!! What an interesting development!!!! Such a great plot twist. I had no idea that this would happen, and it just makes me so excited for season 9! Here’s to another season of Cas whining about how hard his life is, while Dean whines about how hard his life is, because he’s sacrificed so much, yet people keeping letting him down, and none of it is his fault. Sam will just…be there, somewhere, with his hair looking ludicrous. Depending on what mood the writer is in, we may get a line or fifty about how Sam just wants a normal life/wishes he could save people again. So basically, CAKE!

Also, how great of them to bring Sarah Blake back just to kill her off. Sam’s PEEN’O’DEATH STRIKES AGAIN…just, it took a long while in her case. Oh well.

snarkview: 8×20, the saga of felicia “her highness” day, volume-fucking-three.

supernaturalsnark says: Hi guys! The awesome Trish agreed to write up this episode for me because I’m still allergic to Felicia Day. Of course, because Jared Padalecki is a saint, I wasn’t able to miss out on the episode entirely because he decided to live tweet it. Thanks for that Jared.

Honestly, I’d have preferred a live tweet of an episode with Amelia in it. I want to know all about the chemistry he had with Liane! LOL.

Anyway, over to Trish!

snarkview: 8×19, excuse me while I stab myself in the eye, repeatedly.

According to the internet, Jared cut his hair.

But in one of the last episodes of the season, it looks like this:

Anyway, moving on!

What the episode is called: Taxi Driver
What it should have been called: The One Where Someone Drives A Car Over Sam Winchester’s Lifeless Body And Then Gives Dean The Same Treatment And Puts This Show Out Of It’s Misery or It’s Season 8, What Were You Expecting? (The Joke Is On You) 

the (long, painful, mind-numbing) road so far

I’m back! Catch up, catch up (for my own benefit). And because I’m in class and bored out of my mind.

So, Sam stood up Amelia because Dean was like WAH WAH WAH STAY WITH ME and Amelia was like, WAH WAH WAH IF YOU’RE GONNA LEAVE AGAIN DON’T COME BACK. She kinda shot herself in the foot with that one. Oh and Benny killed someone, said that Dean was all he had blah blah blah but Sam made Dean tell Benny to GTFO.

And then, Carver retconned the show and inserted John’s side of the family into the mythology. How wonderful, and eventually they found some house from 604940044 years ago, and there was some Men of (Bullshit) Letters bullshit. After that Kevin finally decrypted his half (yes, half) of the demon tablet. One of the boys (because they always gotta squabble over everything) has to do trials that will help them with closing the gates of hell. And yeaaaaaaa, we’re still on that wonderful plot. I use the world plot lightly. Dean says he’s doing it, Sam tells Dean how brilliant and amazing he is, which is why he [Sam] should do it. So that Dean can continue to be brilliant and amazing at life that doesn’t involve hunting. (Despite the fact that Dean’s tried that and he sucked at it miserably). Oh and somewhere along the line Sam Winchester goes from being pretty wallpaper to pretty douchebag. How wonderful for him. Dean’s all like, FOR GOD’S SAKE, LET ME DO SOMETHING. I CAN’T. I CAN’T GO THROUGH ANOTHER NON-STORYLINE WHERE ALL I DO IS FUCKING CRY OVER MY BABY BROTHER AND PRAY TO THE ANGEL THAT INADVERTENTLY CAUSED ALL OF THIS, FOR THE LOVE OF NOT-QUITE-SURE-IF-HE-EXISTS-GOD. But then he fucks it all up and gets cocky with the hellhound and Sam saves the day. Cue lots of omg-the-trials-are-bringing-me-pain from Sam and a lotta omg-something’s-wrong-with-my-brother-pain from Dean.

Oh and Naomi somehow mindfucks Cas into doing something. Meg dies. Crowley says a lot of snarky shit that makes no sense, but he’s English and therefore awesome. Oh yeah. Awesomely ridiculous and terrible.

So basically Supernatural is the least progressive show on TV (except for maybe Pretty Little Liars). Both shows defy the realms of logicality and consistency on an episodical basis.

So yeah.

At the start of the season, I read this spoiler about someone from the first two seasons coming back as a villain. WE WERE DUPED. OR, I’m possibly the only person who remembers this, because the writers don’t give a shit, and my brain is weird, and fandom watches with their eyes closed. Sigh. Moving on.

SPOILER, Sarah Blake from season one is going to be in episode 22. Seriously, doesn’t Taylor Cole have anything better to do? I liked Sarah but yeah, she was on the show seven seasons ago. I’m 100% certain that I will no longer like her after 8.22. Thanks Carver, and thank you Robert Singer, because your contribution has not gone unnoticed.

Recap of 8×19 should be up tomorrow. I hear that Sam went to hell and it was anti climatic, despite all of the awful MAN PAIN both he and El Deano endured there. Oh SPN, how I hate thee. Lol.

special snarkview: 8×18, supernatural’s 3303030303th vampire episode.

Quick note from supernaturalsnark: Yo! Trish (who is awesome!) was kind enough to write the snarkycapthing for episode 18, and it’s hilariously funny and brilliant so you should all read it! 😀 I  AM JEALOUS OF THE LENGTH. MY GOAL FOR THE NEXT ONE IS TO MAKE IT THIS SHORT. If I fail to do so, my punishment will be watching the next Felicia Day episode.