snarkview: 10×10, dean winchester is hopelessly devoted to the mark of disdain

I’m still on season 10, but I hear that season 11 is equally as shit as this season so far.

“What a surprise,” said no one.

The Hunter Games

The Who Gives A Shit Games

 

snarkview: 10×09, dean winchester is still hooked on a feeling that he doesn’t believe in

 

The Things We Left Behind

Hooked On A Feeling!

snarkview: 10×08, the return of Super Smart Sam™ (not really)

Hibbing 911

Garbage 911

snarkview: 10×07, no strings attached

Girls, Girls, Girls

Hurls, Hurls, Hurls

Smile! I watched both Thor movies over the weekend, and this scene always cracks me up.

Anyway…onto the episode…

snarkview: 10×06, the bullshit meter is full

Well. I haven’t seen the show since November so all I remember is that Dean was a demon and then he wasn’t. Dean also had a prospective murderer named Cole. Dean was still dealing with the effects of the Mark of Disdain. Dean broke up with Crowley.

And I’m guessing that the main complaint before next season starts will be that Dean never has a storyline.

This will probably be all over the place. Like always. It’s what the show deserves.

snarkview: 10×05, hell on ears.

 So…Supernatural reached its 200th episode.

snarkview: 10×04, cry me a river of one single tears

 I’d skip the episode but it’s angel free so…here we go. I’ll try to keep it brief.

Paper Moon

A Much Needed Respite  From Castiel and Mundannah’s Lame Angel Adventures

 

snarkview: 10×03, a lesson in mediocrity

 

Soul Survivor

Bad

 

JENSEN DIRECTED THIS EPISODE!!!! Do we care? Not really. But this still calls for some

!!!!!!

snarkview: 10×02, esca(k)e to sandwi(t)ch mountain

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Quick note: natewinchester is posting his remixes here this season (because I’m probably going to do a vanishing act at some point!) so be sure to check them out 🙂 [10×01 | 10×02]

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Considering that last season I watched the first episode and then skipped the next nine or so, I have no idea why I’m watching this one. Probably because they managed to keep Bobby out of the episode.

Anyway, yesterday I got caught up in a Cristiano Ronaldo inspired Youtube black hole. And I came across this video, specifically the 3:55 mark. I was amazed. Not by the free kick but by the commentary. I don’t know who he is but I am inspired. Usually when commentators lose their shit over a goal it’s just unintelligible noise but for this guy, it was a dream. And not just any dream.

“This is not just a dream, it’s a wet dream of orgasmic proportions!” 

Once he had time to regain his composure, he turned his attention to the replays and remarked: “This has got more curves to it than Jessica Rabbit on steroids!” 

I can only imagine how he’d describe Sam’s hair. Probably something  along the lines of, ‘An oil drenched wanton hairball that spreads in a Japanese fan-esque semi-circular arched wave‘.

Supernatural 10.02 – “Reichenbach” remix

Ok, I’ll confess that this episode was, on the whole, pretty darn good. But just because it was good, doesn’t mean we can’t poke a bit of fun at it. After all, I tease the ones I love and it is the duty of an abridger to not even spare the good, quality moments of the show, but try and figure out laughs to be had from it.

I may not have succeeded, but here’s hoping this season will give me plenty of practice (translation: I want it ALL to be at least as good as this episode.)