snarkview: 10×08, the return of Super Smart Sam™ (not really)

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snarkview: 10×01, dean winchester’s got a hot pocket where his heart used to be

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I have a snazzy new layout this year for no real reason at all. I’m sorry.

To recap last season: Sam almost died but Dean arranged for an angel to possess him and we got the amazingly awful pleasure of seeing that. Eventually he wasn’t possessed anymore and he spent the rest of the season looking at Dean as if he’d lost his damn mind. Dean…well, he was sad about Sam and ended up taking on some demonic mark and losing his damn mind – and his life (YAY!!). Castiel is irrelevant at this point, but he did some angel shit and probably lost his damn mind as well.

Basically Sam and Castiel think that Dean’s dead but he’s not. He’s a demon. My YAY!! was shortlived. The day Dean dies for real, I’m going to make a cake. It seems fitting at this point.

Anyway, because nobody cares about the fourth wall anymore, Jensen’s pretty much confirmed what we knew all long. This isn’t the year of Deanmon, it’s three episodes of Deanmon!!!!!!!

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for those of us who still mourn the pada-hair’s glory days.

credit to JM.

I have no idea if anyone’s ever asked about the hair at the cons, but I can only imagine that Jensen Ackles (as Dean Winchester as Batman) would ensure that the person ceases to exist within seconds of asking. We can’t blame Jared for anything, guys. IT IS A CRIME. And Jensen Bruce Wayne Dean Winchester Ackles will punish us if we commit it. Be warned, y’all.

Jared’s reaction would probably be something along the lines of this, but like, inside his head or via his Twitter. ‘Cuz that’s how he rolls.

PADACKLES FUH-EVAHHHHHHHHHH.

So yeah….

 

I’m just kidding.

No though, I probably won’t be posting until the next episode is on which is like October or  something.

I have nothing to comment on really.

Jared was in some hilariously awful music video

Most of the spoilers sound so fucking shit that I can’t be bothered to comment on them.

Jared still REALLY NEEDS A HAIRCUT.

And really lol, who is responsible for this manip? Hang yo’ head in shame bitch.

Adios.