Tag: i have issues

The Girl Who Hates Everything | Secondhand Embarrassment


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The Girl Who Hates Everything | backtracking 


12. Wait. You hate backtracking or you’re backtracking? 

A little bit of both.

13. Fine. Let’s start with why you hate backtracking. 

I don’t necessarily hate backtracking, I just find it an undesirable quality in certain people. You know, you spend hours trying to say, convince someone to stop using a particular cream that causes a rash. They argue and tell you you’re wrong and then…

Some time later they will inform you that the cream is the worst ever and act like you didn’t even say anything.

It’s basically backhand backtracking.  At least own it! I won’t judge you. (more…)

Never forget


Okay, fine. I never forget, but still, I will always find this shit funny. I almost wish I still had the original pictures. However, they came with an unwanted side order of Clif, so actually, this is much better.

Of course, he’s less about saving the planet from water-related hijinks and more about saving us from being assholes by being a walking, talking, social media posting, ‘How Not To Behave’ guide, but still, he’ll always be a hero.

Speaking of Padaqua Man, while I’m leaving that to Hollywood, I actually sat down and wrote a mock CW supernatural drama script based on ‘OMFG, WE’RE SHADOWS!’ in the post that I linked above.

I should probably get out more.