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stupid and senseless: part infinity – Jared Padalecki is a human being that ‘breathes oxygen’


STUPID & SENSELESS: PART INFINITY!!!!!

Last updated: 18th Aug ’16

(ETA: he’s done it again)

FINALLY, an edition about the man that started it all! We knew it was coming and here it is. I would first like to announce that, not only is Jared a human being that breathes oxygen, he’s also a superhero:

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LOL. Someone posted this on the ONTD post and I laughed myself SILLY. No wonder this dude has a complex.

Anyway!

In today’s edition, a server in Minnesota was extremely mean to Jared and apparently ruined his entire night, month, life, bad hair day, Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving as well as his entire adult life. So in response, he publicly blasted her on Facebook, posted her picture and was unapologetic about it. In fact, an unedited version of the post is still up (or it was last time I checked)

ETA: He apparently removed the post and had this to say (after the fact of course):

In regards to my recent post, please please PLEASE do not send ill-will in anybody’s direction. I felt it necessary to voice my opinion, as I have made a promise to myself that I will not let somebody mistreat me just to swallow it, as if I “deserve” it. It’s a promise I hope y’all can make to yourselves as well. But it’s in the past now. And I sincerely hope everybody involved will be better for it. Please, for the love of Chuck, don’t send any hatred or ill-will in their direction. That is the exact OPPOSITE of what I want.

He’s still a tool and it was EXACTLY what he wanted.

ETA 2: Oh, wow. Apparently lawyers are involved now. He’s really messed up badly this time. SMH. More & the original post under the cut.

ETA 3: The person that Jared initially responded to has graciously allowed me to add their (now deleted) comment to this post. It can be found below.

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I’m pleased to announce that SPN fans are still pleasant individuals…


Or not, because what I’m announcing is the opposite.

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So, I was checking my emails from YouTube the other day – I do so every now and then because I have it filtered on account due to too many annoying notifications. I have a couple of clips from Supernatural uploaded, typically clips from or before season 3 and they tend to get more comments than any of my amazing videos that I took the time to put together for no real reason at all. My most popular video is one set to a Nickelback song with awful audio because I used Audacity to cut the song and screwed up somehow. It’s kind of fitting.

To get to the story, what happened was that I saw that someone had left a comment on one of these videos – something along the lines of, ‘[Name], shut the fuck up’ and I went onto the video page and was confused. I don’t really read the comments because…they’re all the same shit and it’s been, what…eight years? So I replied with a simple ‘??’ – perhaps I could actually asked a question but, ain’t nobody got time for that. They hit me back and told me to shut the fuck up too! I thought it was hilarious. I pointed out that I was genuinely wondering why they had just randomly told someone to shut the fuck up (without responding to them – hence why I even bothered replying) and their response was ‘Oh, I thought you had the same opinion. My bad’? (more…)

I am officially no longer a fan of anything*


This is kind of a response to this: Vision. Fans all have different visions etc. Yeah. Anyway. Rant incoming.

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*Well, except for Manchester United, Chris Hemsworth, certain boybands and Simon Baker. And Tom Hardy on the days when he doesn’t annoy the shit out of me (I am pretty sure most of what he says is just pseudo-babble).

Anyway, for the sake of this post I will mostly refer to football/soccer fans because they’ve really captured my disdain for ‘fans’. At least with SPN, there’s the ‘these people have [insert adjective] fantasies about [insert annoying person affiliated with SPN]’ aspect. It’s stupid but whatever. They’re gullible consumers and whatnot.

Either way, sports fans don’t really have that excuse. Man-crushes don’t count.

Anyway, I used to read the Guardian for sports comments. Basically, I’m the kind of football fan that spends two hours POSTING IN CAPS on Twitter and after that, I go into lurk mode. I stopped reading the Guardian Sports section because it was just full of silly opinion pieces in which the writers would argue against points that they had been writing about for weeks. There was also an aggressive campaign to get a manager fired which was distasteful. In the end, the amount of rage said manager (of my team, no less!) generated was hilarious to me (well, not during matches). They also have this annoying habit of not linking sources. I get it, they have a business to run but it is kind of frustrating to read an article that assumes the readers knows what the fuck they’re talking about it despite providing no information. They do it a lot and I am over it.

So I started using r/soccer, which is basically the subreddit for everything soccer related. I actually started off at the sub for my team but it was very all late teens/early males’ ish and kind of hilariously bad so I switched to r/soccer.

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stupid and senseless: november round up edition


1. Jared Ponzilecki

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Need I say more? This big-headed buffoon probably answers to Padajesus. *eye roll*

ETA: The instagram link originally led to a post in which Jared posted some kind of manip of him as Jesus and basically LOL’d all over it and stated the [his] head was too big (the irony) instead of saying his prayers and moving past it swiftly. If anyone has a screencap please let me know! The one time I don’t take screenshots Rapunzelecki goes ahead and deletes the post! Ay dios mio! 

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This gif seems fitting both for this point and the rest of the post. Sigh.

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This is what happens when fictional characters make you lose your shit


So, I was minding my own business while watching Numbers and I decided to find out if anyone else found Amita (the girlfriend, main character, genius mathematician, all-round Mary Sue) annoying.

Lo and behold, the first hit was a LJ community called ‘Amita Sucks*’ and it honestly cracked me the fuck up.

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stupid and senseless: once a douchebag, always a ‘deuchebag’.


First things first…

I made that as a joke, but it’s now a very pleasant viewing experience. 😀

This isn’t really a specific post but more a round up of Jared’s douchey ways.

  • Talking about accidentally hurting his kid at cons. WHY? I really don’t understand. They’re not cute stories, or ‘lulz, aw, what a shame’, they’re just ridiculous. I think the general gist was:

I put my sons head through the wall

OKAY? AND? SHUT THE FUUUUUUCK UP.

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stupid and senseless: the ‘no shit, Sherlock!’ edition


I’ve posted about Jared’s website before (I think it’s the previous post lol). One thing I didn’t see are the excessive adverts all over the page (my phone spared me somehow!). I did take another look and, I read the articles, had a browse through the posts. It was very obvious that whoever set up the site intended to make money from it. I couldn’t work out if the articles on there were copied or not but there are a lot of freelance writers who are hired to write content for other people. It was kind of obvious that Jared’s only involvement was attaching his name and likeness to it. Now, I don’t know if he was adding the little notes to the Facebook posts or if that was someone else – but he easily could have been doing so.
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The latest edition of “stupid and senseless”


I’m just going to use Jared’s words and refer to everything dumb that he does as Stupid and Senseless. 

Because his last airline rant wasn’t enough, he decided to throw yet another hissy fit and call a US airlines employee a jerk, and an “a-hole” before tweeting a picture of the guy.

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heavenatus has been gr8.


I’m sure when Sup3rnatural wins best fandumbdom award tomorrow, they will all be ECSTATIC. What is better in life than winning an award that YOU spent HOURS voting for?! Heck, some of you even voted 6,000+ (LOOK AT YOUR LIFE CHOICES, BITCHES) times. You will be rewarded with an award that you will never hold in your hands. An award that may not be screened live on television. An award that will be on screen for a few minutes if it is screened.

How GR8.

After you’ve retweeted and reblogged the award, what happens then? Does fandom win a prize? Do they win MONEY?! Or maybe the prize is more seasons!!! More conventions (that you’re paying for), honestly the LIST OF PROMISING POSSIBILITIES is endless.

Anyway, short recap this of this season.

  • Cas has done fuck all
  • Crowley has done fuck all but kidnap Kevin
  • Does anyone remember what Kevin looks like?
  • Fans wanted Sam’s DAYS OF OUR CAKE FILLED LIVES soap opera to be taking place in his head. They were disappointed.
  • Dean is involved in a bromantic relationship with a VAMPIRE.
  • Everyone wants Sam and Dean to die. Okay, maybe that’s just me.

So basically you could pretty much start watching the season from this point because nothing has happened.

Things to look forward to Reasons to spare yourself from the torture:

  • Sam and Dean LARPing. Oh yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! OMG!!!!111 SAM AND DEAN COSPLAYING OH GOD OH GOD HOW EXCITING. I don’t think so.
  • Felicia Day. Yeah, fuck you too show. Fuck. You. Too.
  • ….plot in the last three episodes.

GR8-N3SS.

snarkview: 8×09, the one where Sam is the dumbest moron alive.


PREVIOUSLY: Dean has a friend called Benny, who happens to be a vampire that Sam wants to kill. Sam’s true wuv’s dead husband turned out not to be dead.

In this episode, the two collide. JAZZ HANDS! This will be GR8.
What The Episode Was Called: Citizen Fang
What It Should Have Been Called: The One Where Sam Winchester Is A Dumbfuck.

Note; I am a Sam fan but yeah, he was dumb in this episode so I’m gonna be bitchy about him OKAY. Blame Vet Lady and Sam’s actions.

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