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snarkview: 9×14, sam and dean are survivors


Hey, guys.

Episode title: CAPTIVES

What it should have been called: How Not To Captivate An Audience.

You know what I never noticed before? How disgusting the title card is? IT MAKES MY BRAIN ITCH.

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HIDEOUS

Previously: I assume that Sam and Dean felt this way about each other (I know that Sam most certainly has this on his iPod).

Now that you’re out of my life,  so much better. You thought that I’d be weak without you. But I’m stronger. You thought that I’d be broke without you. But I’m richer. You thought that I’d be sad without you. I laugh harder. You thought I wouldn’t grow without you. Now I’m wiser. Though that I’d be helpless without you. But I’m smarter. You thought that I’d be stressed without you. But I’m chillin’. You thought I wouldn’t sell without you. Sold 9 million.

They’re survivors, guys. They’re not gon’ give up.

Or well, in this case ‘sell’ would be ‘kill’ and they’re probably way too incompetent to kill 9 million demons, bad guys, inhuman nieces/nephews/ex-girlfriends. Oh well.

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snarkview: 9×09, you don’t bring kevin tran to an angel fight.


Hi! I finally got around to watching this episode so here we go! I haven’t seen an episode since the premiere but I doubt that it’ll take much for me to catch up with the show’s complex and exquisitely well crafted plot. Yup.

So. There’s a recap of all this shit. Angel’s jumping in vessels, Castiel is human. Blah. Blah. Sam is possessed by an angel with robotic, baby blues. That probably explains why he’s more terminator than Angel.

At the start a bunch of people are facing off against each other. FACE OFF! That movie is awesome. Unlike Supernatural. Anyway. It’s a bunch of bikers vs a middle-aged Glee club. Oh and look, the middle-aged Glee club are the ones who won! Look at them, all covered in blood and looking all homely and shit! HA HA HA HA HA. Angel beef over and done. Next.

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snarkview: 8×14, the one where my eyes are rollin’, rollin’, rollin’.


I’m going to attempt to do this as I watch but alas, it’s inevitable that I’ll give up in about two minutes due to boredom.  I did it! Kinda. It was all in short note form so I HAVE TO EDIT IT AND WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF.  Also, I had to change my layout  AGAIN back to the first ever one (hence the header) because the text is being a bitch. Fix your shit, WordPress.

I think it’ll be less snarky. Boo, oh well, here goes.

What the episode was called: Trial and Error

What it should have been called: Rehashville 50.0

Andrew Dabb wrote this one. Andrew Drabb.

The episode starts off with a recap made up of mostly season 2 clips. Ugh. Stop tainting one the two seasons that I still like, please. And then there’s some shit about how this place (Sam and Dean’s new house or whatever) has every spell, potion etc. I haven’t seen that episode yet but REALLY? Another magical building that has all the information that Sam and Dean could possibly want.

B o r i n g.

There’s a montage of Kevin doing shit, like drinking coffee and probably whining to himself repeatedly. Eventually he falls unconscious. Yay!

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snarkview: 8×10, bye bye bye [note: pointless gifs ahead because I’m bored]


I literally finished the episode and instantly, I had no idea what the fuck went on. They crammed like four different storylines into the episode or whatever, because that’s how to make good TV.

Previously: Sam got Crazy Martin killed but was too busy whining about how Dean played him to really give a shit. Dean growled in defence of his BFF Benny. We unfortunately finally saw Amelia in present day and well, zero fucks were given on my end of things.

In this episode: THE WRITERS REVERSE THE JESS RETCON. SAM TRIES AND FAILS TO CONVINCE ANYONE THAT HE’S IN LOVE WITH AMELIA. DEAN…HARASSES KEVIN. CAS…DOES STUFF. CROWLEY IS BORING. CROWLEY 2.0 IS ALSO MUNDANE. HEAVENLY SECRETARY RETURNS! MATT FROM BUGS RETURNS. Kevin doesn’t die. And one more special thing.

What The Episode Was Called: Torn and Frayed

What It Should Have Been Called: Bye, Bye, Bye/Don’t wanna be your fool/In this game for two/So I’m leavin’ you behind/No Strings Attached/Any relevant song Nsync title.

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snarkview: 8×07, the one where sam is overly concerned about everyone [image heavy, because I suck].


Hello!

This week I’m attempting to make my own gifs because I don’t even have the energy to  look on tumblr. So far, I’m sucking at it but whatever okay. THIS SHOW DESERVES MY SECOND RATE GIFS ANYWAY.

…okay so I can’t even make second rate gifs. So here’s some that I stole. This is Sam’s contribution to the season so far.

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There’s no episode this week? Crap.


I really wanted to kill two birds (called Castiel and Kevin – YES I’VE NAMED THEM) with one stone (I’d throw Sam at them) and snark about two episodes at once and basically not have to snark 8×07 or 8 or whatever episode we’re on.

BUT THERE’S NO EPISODE THIS WEEK.

Anyway, in case anyone is wondering or checking back (ha ha ha yeah, right!), I haven’t suddenly come to my senses and stopped watching the show* (sobs). I just haven’t been bothered/busy but I am going to watch it on Friday probably, maybe before.

*OR MAYBE I HAVE. MAYBE I WON’T WATCH IT AND JUST NOT WATCH THE SEASON AND AND AND AND….i’m just not that smart.

See ya.

SNARKVIEW: 8X01, we need to talk about why sam’s hair looks like a dead ferret.


Hi all! Don’t fear for I have returned…however, I’m not sure how long for. I might just start banging my head against a wall one of these days. I mean, I’m SOUND TRACKING MY POSTS NOW. Don’t listen to the songs. Just pretend that the hyper-links aren’t in the text.

What the episode is called: WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN

What it should have been called: WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN’S CONTINUED EXISTENCE AND PUT AN END TO IT.

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season 8 promo …WHY THE FUCK IS CELLO BOY IS STILL ON THIS SHOW.


Supernatural Season 8 promo – YouTube.

Ugh. This season is going to require multiple vodka shots isn’t it? THERE’S ANOTHER CLAY TABLET! A WAY TO SHUT HELL FOR GOOD! SAM LOOKS LIKE A HOBO! DEAN LOOKS ORANGE (guess Purgatory’s got sun rays). DEAN STILL HAS THAT AWFUL LEATHER JACKET. CASTIEL IS STILL ON THIS SHOW. CROWLEY IS STILL DOING NOTHING OF IMPORTANCE.

CELLO BOY IS STILL HERE. HIS HAIR IS LESS STUPIDER THAN SAM’S NOW. BUT THAT’S A PRETTY EASY FEAT.

rage

I can’t wait for this season.