Episode title: CAPTIVES
What it should have been called: How Not To Captivate An Audience.
You know what I never noticed before? How disgusting the title card is? IT MAKES MY BRAIN ITCH.
Previously: I assume that Sam and Dean felt this way about each other (I know that Sam most certainly has this on his iPod).
Now that you’re out of my life, so much better. You thought that I’d be weak without you. But I’m stronger. You thought that I’d be broke without you. But I’m richer. You thought that I’d be sad without you. I laugh harder. You thought I wouldn’t grow without you. Now I’m wiser. Though that I’d be helpless without you. But I’m smarter. You thought that I’d be stressed without you. But I’m chillin’. You thought I wouldn’t sell without you. Sold 9 million.
They’re survivors, guys. They’re not gon’ give up.
Or well, in this case ‘sell’ would be ‘kill’ and they’re probably way too incompetent to kill 9 million demons, bad guys, inhuman nieces/nephews/ex-girlfriends. Oh well.