Empire 2×05: ‘Angels running for cover’

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This was in my drafts, so here it is! I took a break from the show after episode 6, LOL. I shall recap the rest if I remember, if not then, you’re probably going to be thankful, haha.


The case against Lucious has been dropped now that Vernon’s death is being treated as a suicide. Andre rocks up at Empire looking like a kid on their first day of school. Within the next five minutes, after being told that he’s now the head of Gutter Inc Records, he looks like that kid four weeks later when the homework is piling up. He doesn’t fare well during his welcoming party either. He seems a tad uncomfortable as some of the artists grind up on him. His next move is to try and organise his baptism. What a natural progression. Continue reading “Empire 2×05: ‘Angels running for cover’”

Empire 2×04: ‘Hakeem’s the dream’

The episode opens with Jamal singing his heart out as the FBI raid Empire. I have a question. Are TV FBI raids indicative of how they actually are in real life? Surely making all of that mess is counterproductive. They could potentially conceal something Super Serious™. Or not. What do I know?

Lyon Dynasty is also raided, as is Casa Lucious. He makes that sure our charming federal prosecutor sees him in his birthday suit. Continue reading “Empire 2×04: ‘Hakeem’s the dream’”

stupid and senseless: the misha collins edition

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You know what? I’m so fucking tired of Misha Collins. So fucking tired. He can go and fuck himself. Fuck his stupid character. Fuck his stupid Twitter. Fuck his self-indulgent charity. Fuck his rabid fans. Just fuck Misha Collins.

IN ARSE HAIR

When people called him out, he naturally got all defensive, because charity absolves you from realising that certain jokes are in poor taste…

He can literally go and choke on a goat horn.

ETA: This is basically a general reaction to him in general because he’s said and done much more than this tweet and the irritating follow ups.