Well. I haven’t seen the show since November so all I remember is that Dean was a demon and then he wasn’t. Dean also had a prospective murderer named Cole. Dean … Continue reading snarkview: 10×06, the bullshit meter is full
dean winchester eliot ness slash
WHAAAAAAT. GOSH, YOU GUYS SLASH FUCKING EVERYONE WITH EVERYONE DON’T YOU?
i wanna see you cry bitch
WELL I HAVE BEEN CLOSE TO TEARS BECAUSE OF HOW DUMB THIS SHOW HAS GOTTEN.
sam season 7×23
It was shit. Sam didn’t look good, okay.
I LIKE THIS ONE BEST.
dabb and loflin suck
THEY REALLY DO.
dick roman why the fake bone
THEY WILL NEVER ANSWER THIS FOR US. MOVE ON WITH LIFE.
bobby singer season 8
FOR THE LOVE OF JARED PADALECKI, NO. NO.
is jared padalecki a moron
I feel bad because I posted that video here and basically called him a moron. BUT WE’RE ALL MORONS, GUYS.
“felicia day”supernatural annoying
SHE REALLY IS.
what’s up with sam’s sideburns
I DON’T KNOW. SOMEBODY ANSWER THIS QUESTION!! actually don’t.
get side burns like jared padalecki
what. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO. WHY. WHY.
This is a destiel free zone.
what if sam and dean were girls
I can’t take this anymore.
God, where do I start? I hate this stupid show. I can’t even look at Sam and Dean right now so I’m using weird, yellow smileys to convey my emotions in this post.
DON’T JUDGE ME. Judge, away. I don’t give a fuck anymore.
I haven’t been this excited for an episode since the season 5 finale. 43 more minutes and I can forget about this stupid show until september.
Snark about the episode may arrive at some point in the week. Fucking alpha vampire and fucking bobby. Ugh.
Episode Title: The Girl With The Dungeons And Dragons Tattoo
What it should have been called: Clearly We’ve Run Out of Ideas, Just Go With It Okay?
But what do I know, I’m just a self-entitled fan with a brain.
Anyway, as I said in the preview this episode was always going to end up with me wanting to punch Felicia Day – she did not disappoint.
The Girl With The Dungeons And Dragons Tattoo
because that’s completely original and omg!quirky. Ugh.
FELICIA DAY (“THE GUILD,” “EUREKA”) GUEST STARS – Dick Roman acquires Frank’s hard drive that contains sensitive information about the Winchesters and gives it to an unsuspecting brilliant hacker named Charlie (guest star Felicia Day) telling her she has 48 hours to crack the firewall or she is fired. Sam and Dean are tipped off that Dick has the hard drive and race to get to Charlie before she breaks the code. Meanwhile, Bobby tries to help the brothers, but his rage towards Dick for killing him starts to get in the way. John MacCarthy directed the episode written by Robbie Thompson.
Now I’m writing one bullet point for each section of text that I bolded and italicized. Because you may not have realised that. Yes.
- SENSITIVE INFORMATION? Oh, I’m sure Dick Roman would be left disappointed either way.
- Ugh. Bobby. More fucking Bobby. How about no.
- Robbie Thompson just means that the episode will suck. So, I’m glad I saw this beforehand
READ THE TITLE AGAIN.
Ugh, what a mental image. The Bobby part that is. With Sam and Dean, well…it’s understandable. But still pretty fucking weird. And, seriously, this is all that I took from the episode if I ignore Booby-Bobbeh and every scene he was in.
Episode title: Of Grave Importance
What it should be called instead: The One Where You Almost Die of Boredom. Again.
I think it started off with two dumbass teenagers in a haunted house. “Oh, this is wrong we shouldn’t be here” “I know, but we’re dumbasses in the opening of a Supernatural episode – death lies ahead” “YAY!!”. It didn’t go exactly like that but I can assure you that my version is much more entertaining.
After the opening, Sam and Dean are in a diner talking. Dean mentions Dick Roman, I stare at Sam’s hair…I wonder where they get these fugly shirts from…
I wonder what I’m having for breakfast. I realise that I don’t even eat breakfast. Oh. Oh. Sorry! I’ll get back to the episode now. Dean gets a call from Annie. She’s some hunter that the boys know, y’know. One of those we-have-so-much-long-winded-history-together-even-though-we-have-never-called-on-you-for-help-or-acknowledged-your-existence-until-this-episode kind of people that they “know”. Please, show. Don’t insult me. The other fans, sure. But not me. So yes, she asks for help on a hunt and Dean’s all, “Yeah, sure. Fine! I know that this episode will suck so let me end this phone call and move onto one of our more humorous moments” Again, it may not have gone like that exactly but far more entertaining than what he actually said.
Sam: You know that she and Bobby had a thing, right?
WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW. DEAN DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW AND WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW.
And then Dean’s all like, I mighta had a thing with her too. Eventually Sam admits that he has too and, lol this Annie check gets around doesn’t she. Sam’s explanation was pretty funny that. “She was stressed, and I, I, I…..didn’t have a soul?” of course it also made me realise that
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DEATH BY SAM WINCHESTER’S PEEN’O’DEATH WOULD BE HAPPENING*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But after the next scene, I’d say that she deserves it. She walks into the house where the dumbasses were with no weapons (sigh). Looks around, spots the bodies and the *DIES. (Told youu). Now usually this would be the part where we never see this random woman again but….
It’s all about ghosts and…ghost!bobby and, does anyone actually still give a shit? Sam and Dean get radio silence from Annie and decide to look for her. Of course this is all prefaced with scenes of Bobby screaming “YOU FUCKING IDJITS. Y U NO SEE ME EVEN THOUGH I’M A GHOST. IDJITS! LOOK AT ME! I’M IN A PINK TUTU! LOOK AT ME!!!” or something, like they can fucking hear him. Dude, shut the fuck up already. Dean momentarily leaves the flask (I’ll get back to that) behind but the remembers it meaning that (spoiler alert: BOBBY HAS BOOBS. Joke. That was a joke) Bobby’s coming too.
They get there and Annie meets up with Ghost!Bobby and blah, blah, blah. But, lol they both fail at being ghosts and can’t touch anything or see anything. BOBBY HAS BEEN A GHOST FOR A MONTH, GUYS. HE HAS DRUNK BEER, HE HAS MOVED BOOKS, HE HAS…DEFILED PAPER (PROBABLY), HE EVEN SAVED A FALLING ROBOTIC CAT FROM A TREE. WHY CAN HE SUDDENLY NOT DO ANYTHING? But no he can’t and we’re treated to Ghost 101. Boring!
Some ghost called Victoria tells them that this other dude is evil and killed them all blah, blah. Annie by the way is like an Ellen 2.0. Just what this show needed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>boring, stupid unimportant stuff happens<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
After Sam and Dean leave to do research. They end up back in their motel room at some point and Dean’s in the shower. IN THE SHOWER. I may have gotten a little excited. BUT THEN WE SEE HIS ARM AND HEAD FOR THREE SECONDS AND…THE CAMERA PANS TO….Bobby.
He writes a message in the mirror after Dean (who’s looking pretty good post-shower, yum) is all like, “Who’s there” and Bobby helpfully writes “Bobby”. Awww. Sam and Dean make some shocked faces for a few minutes. I assume that that’s all they did, I got distracted.
They go back to the house and somehow see Victoria who tries to tell that that they’re about to burn the wrong bones (or whatever) and that it was the other mean!ghost who killed all of them blah, blah blah. But then mean!ghost (who’s been listening in, clearly Vicky, Bobby and Annie were too stupid to realise that he’d fucking hear everything) comes over and…kills Victoria…again. Oh well. And then (and pay attention here), he puts something of his in Sam’s pocket – BOBBY AND ANNIE SEE THE ENTIRE THING – and then is attached to Sam and Dean when they leave to kill him (again) or whatever. Leaving Bobby and Annie behind…sigh. But then Bobby’s like, “HE MUST HAVE PUT SOMETHING ON THEM”. WHAT. MUST? MUST? YOU JUST WATCHED HIM DO IT! Ugh, what is this shit. Also…really, ghosts are bound to a physical object that has to be close to someone to be able to haunt them/follow them around. LOL, oh show. We have six other seasons that say otherwise. Fail.
They drive somewhere. The mean!ghost attacks Sam for a few minutes and Sam’s all, “OMG! OWWWWWWWW! DEAN MAKE IT STOP, OUCH. DAMMIT, OW!” and…well mean!ghost eventually dies.
They go back to the house and RING-A-DING-DING they can see Bobby! “You can see me?” You don’t fucking say. Bobby goes to get rid of the other ghosts or something, and tells Dean to keep the flask safe.
OH YEAH, even though I cottoned onto this like, 500 episodes ago and thought it was stupid. Sam finally realises that the flask is what’s keeping Bobby around, and that’s why he couldn’t find Bobby when he tried to use a talking board to contact him. Well done Sam. Now toss the flask into FIRE. Do it! /wishful thinking. Sam and Dean say some shit about maybe tossing it into fire behind his back and Bobby tries to defend himself, saying that he stuck around to help them. Blah, blah. Dean gets pissed and says something about natural order (I’m pretty sure that argument will always fail when it’s coming from Sam or Dean) and how Bobby should have gone (hear, hear) and Bobby goes off in a huff.
Maybe something else happens, but I have no idea.
Thoughts: DULL, DULL, DULL, DULL, DULL. I don’t CARE about Booby any more. Nor did I find the whole Bobby, Sam and Dean sleeping with the same chick thing funny. Sam’s hair was just, simply not up to my standards. The ghost plot probably would have been better if they hadn’t fucked up what they’d established about the ghosts before. They used the house from Playthings, which was a much, much better episode. WHY. Also, really? Another filler episode? Apparently having an extra episode this season means that we need 5 more filler episodes that we had last season. It’s sad when the only memorable scenes of an episode are Dean in the shower and Dean after his shower.
Next week: I’m pretty sure I’m going to be bitching about Felicia Day. How sure is pretty sure? Really pretty sure.
Is this the episode that’s called “Of Grave Importance”?
thus indicating that nothing of importance will happen.
So I’ll call it “Nobody With Common Sense Gives A Shit” instead.
I’m SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO looking forward to it.
LOL, yeah right.
It’s okay bro, just stick to the first four seasons.
Shorter snark today because this episode is too lame for me to tell you what happened. If you really want to know, go subject yourself to it.
DON’T SAY THAT I DIDN’T WARN YOU.
The episode is called Party On, Garth. And ugh. Just UGH.
1) Garth (DJ Qualls)
- Is extremely annoying.
- Has his own catchphrase for hunting called “Garthed” or something
- Are we really supposed to believe that he’s a hunter? I mean. Seriously. Because I just can’t. I don’t care if he’s quirky. WHAT WAS THE JUSTIFICATION OF THIS NONSENSE?
- Is not funny
- Had far too much screen time
- He’s REALLY not funny
- Made me want to shoot myself
- Had a talking sock puppet called “Mr Fizzles” THAT MADE ME WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF REPEATEDLY.
- REALLY, REALLY ISN’T FUNNY AT ALL
- Needs to be “Garthed” as soon as possible. I volunteer. I VOLUNTEER!
And, because of these attributes I know that he will probably be back at some point. Maybe they can kill him next time.
They better fucking kill him and make sure that he doesn’t come back afterwards.
2. You had to be drunk to see this week’s monster. Enter some 7 year old girl taking a sip of one of her parent’s drinks and WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH, GURL BE DRUNK AND CAN SEE SAID MONSTER.
Show, you’re a moron.
3. Sam used a talking board to see if Bobby was still around? And, uh. With his scrambled brain and all he was able to tell. That makes perfect sense. No, really.
4. BOBBY RETURNS! Everyone was gushing about how it was so awesome that everyone kept this a SECRET! And how it was a big SURPRISE!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? If you were surprised then you’re an idiot. Supernatural and subtlety have never been acquaintances. But yeah, spirit!Bobby is still hanging around for some reason. I didn’t care the first time he left, and I won’t care when he eventually fucks off for real.
To conclude, fuck this show.
I’ll see y’all on April 21st, when maybe I’ll feel up to actually writing a full on snarkfest. Thank fuck for heavenatus.
Previously: Bobby got shot in the head and didn’t die instantly
- Bobby’s in hospital and we’re stuck in this head while Sam and Dean mope around outside his hospital room doing nothing of any importance.
- Oh, Dean yells at some guy and punches glass. He also confronts Dick Roman (the head Leviathan guy) and tells him that he’s coming for him.
- He makes some remark about him watching himself online and the camera cuts to these two old dudes filming the whole ordeal.
- Questions: Why would Dick Roman just cruise up to a hospital. Why didn’t they those old dudes sell their videos to the 9’o’clock news. Why don’t I give a shit about them trying to make Dean sound all badass. I was expecting UGLY CRYING. Or well. The one perfect single tear. Missed opportunity, folks.
- Sam jabs at a cut on his palm that he got 10 episodes ago. That’s all Sam does. Oh no wait – he holds Bobby’s hand too. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
So, last night’s episode was about Bobby (who 75% of the fandom no longer give a shit about). And, like I said in my preview there was lot of Bobby. BECAUSE HE’S SUDDENLY A MAIN CHARACTER FOR THIS EPISODE.
Okay, Sera Gamble. I’m going to use wikipedia to describe to you what the hell a supporting character is supposed to be.
“A supporting character is a character of a book, play, video game, movie, television or radio show or other form of storytelling usually used to give added dimension to a main character, by adding a relationship with this character”
This does not mean that the supporting character out of nowhere declares that he’s adopted the main characters. The fact that Bobby used such a legal term was ironic seeing as how he’s a merchant of illegality. And I don’t care if he was being metaphorical, the energy it took to roll my eyes could have used on something else. Like drooling at Sam.
” Sometimes supporting characters may develop a complexity of their own, but this is usually in relation to the main character, rather than entirely independently.”
AND, YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE THIS. WE KNOW HE KILLED HIS FUCKING WIFE. BUT, NO. IF A CHARACTER DOESN’T HAVE DADDY ISSUES THEN YOU’RE SURE AS HELL GOING TO GIVE THEM SOME. LET’S NOT BOTHER WITH THE FACT THAT HALF OF YOUR AUDIENCE WATCH THIS SHOW FOR THE MAIN CHARACTERS.
So yeah. We were treated to Bobby’s daddy issues. His father was an abusive, drunk asshole who got pissed over spilt milk every day or something until one day eight year old Bobby shot him in the head. Current!Bobby was all like, “Don’t worry she won’t say thank you” to Eight Year Old!Bobby afterwards (this was all happening in his head or something).
Okay, so your kid’s just shot your fucking husband in the head. I think “What did you do?” (or whatever she said) is a fucking reasonable question so shut the fuck up Current!Bobby!
I think there was a scene with Bobby and Dean playing baseball. It was cute but I was really more interested in the fact that Rufus (who was in this for some reason) was rocking a bomber jacket and an earring. Why they didn’t give him his very own “Acceptable in the 80s” montage is a mystery to me. Missed opportunity, folks. Again.
His wife was in this. She did some shrieking and soap opera crying about something and then cut her foot on broken glass. YEAH, WHO GIVES A SHIT? Not me. Or anyone with good taste.
Some badass reaper has been running around after Bobby in this episode. SO, YEAH. RIP OFF OF IN MY TIME OF DYING. Assholes. He says some shit about how Bobby’s going to die. Over and over and over and…it’s like they’re mocking me. DIE ALREADY!
Eventually, he dies. But not before he wakes up and is all *twitches, twitches, twi-* and somehow because Dean speaks Bobby twitch he’s all “GET A PEN!” and then Bobby writes some coordinates or something on Sam’s hand (such a pretty hand can we just focus on that for the rest of the episode? Please? No? Fuck you then). Then he says it…
That’s his last word to them (HIS ADOPTIVE IDJITS) and…I suppose if I hadn’t been bored out of my skull, and I actually gave a crap about Bobby, I’d be kinda—no, no, I really wouldn’t. You know why? Because I look at the time and see that there’s NINE MINUTES LEFT TO GO (which means one huge ass commercial break and then 2 minutes in which they completely fuck it all up)
There’s some scene where Sam and Dean are arguing over liquorice and popcorn. It’s cute but completely contrived because it looks post season 6 to me. Dean should drinking hard liquor while Sam sits in a corner poking at his palm.
Then the reaper is all like, do you want to come with me or stay here forever alone~
….and then it ends. And they do that whole preview of the next two episodes with all they can afford in regards to the music budget playing over it and I’m wondering who’s fucking idea this was. If I didn’t care about the cliffhanger from the last episode why the fuck would I care about this one?
It’s like they’re saying: “Here’s an ending that won’t interest you in the slightest, you may as well stop watching now”. Sadly enough, I am not that smart. And I like to piss of people who can’t handle a bit of bashing. So…whenever the next episode is I’ll be here bitching away about a show that used be good but sucks now.
I’ll leave you with the reason why anybody with sense is still watching this show.