Or rather, Fake Ass Bitches. This song is my new fave. I love JoJo. I still have her first album on CD somewhere. I’m glad to see that she’s back making music (not that she ever stopped but she couldn’t release anything officially due to a dispute with her record label).

Anyway, here’s the song! Feel free to send it to any fake ass bitches that you happen to know. 😂 (more…)

The Girl Who Hates Everything | backtracking 

12. Wait. You hate backtracking or you’re backtracking? 

A little bit of both.

13. Fine. Let’s start with why you hate backtracking. 

I don’t necessarily hate backtracking, I just find it an undesirable quality in certain people. You know, you spend hours trying to say, convince someone to stop using a particular cream that causes a rash. They argue and tell you you’re wrong and then…

Some time later they will inform you that the cream is the worst ever and act like you didn’t even say anything.

It’s basically backhand backtracking.  At least own it! I won’t judge you. (more…)

This is my current inspirational jam

Do it like nobody’s around, people! Unless you’re someone who needs a babysitter. Or someone who thinks being an asshole is a good thing. Or Donald Trump. 

Same difference?


Intervention Request


I have a confession to make.

Not only did I watch the Big Time Rush show in its entirety (including ten ill-advised minutes of bloopers before I realised that it wasn’t a weird episode where they weaved through the fourth wall haphazardly), but I actually like some of their songs.

I think I might be a Big Time Rush fan.


somebody save me. they look like the want to sell someone four used grand cherokees. 

In fact, I am writing this in the hopes that my brain gets with the program and schedules an intervention for me somehow. The songs aren’t even that great. They all kind of sound the same, although, ‘Time Of Our Life‘ will always be my jam. ALWAYS. And I’m partial to ‘Any Kind Of Guy’, ‘Nothing Even Matters’ and ‘Worldwide’ which I won’t link for fear of ending up in yet another YouTube black hole. Still, I draw the line at having a shower playlist that consists solely of Big Time Rush songs. And also a workout playlist.

I have issues – I know.


Throwback Thursday – Justin Timberlake’s initial ‘mirror, mirror’ moment

I see that Justin Timberlake was in the news this week for getting into a ‘twitter feud’ and not seeing the problem with his attitude to certain things. I think the real conundrum is that anyone thinks he’s intelligent and self-aware enough to see anything that he does wrong.

He laid it all out for us back during his Nsync days!

I recently heard this song for the first time in what has to be well over 10 years and it’s so fucking ridiculous. NGL, it is still one of my fave Nsync jams but the amount of arrogance in this song…


Smile Like You Mean It

Save some face, you know you’ve only got one
Change your ways while you’re young
The Killers – Smile Like You Mean It

This is one of my favorite songs. I haven’t listened to it for a while but I kind of needed to hear it today, so I’m posting it here, LOL. Happy Friday!

Music Monday #2

This post is dedicated to Liz. I hope that Jared has acknowledged you after all of the mental gymnastics you did in his honour earlier.

Anyway, yes, same as last week! Three songs that I listen to with no shame whatsoever. 😛 (more…)