I found this in my drafts and decided it might as well be my first post of the year.
A student at a Catholic school has suspicions when one of the nuns begins acting creepily towards her brother. But she can’t tell anyone, because who would believe that a woman of God would do such a thing?
The movie opens with some tearaway teenager playing some Ed Sheeran-esque song for his online viewers.
He’s sent away to a Catholic school. Or something. Around the same time, a new nun arrives at the school.
Within no time, we see that she has very nice blonde hair and underwear that’s not very nun appropriate. And then we see her gushing over a video of Jason, our acoustic guitar playing protagonist. By gushing, I mean that she all but kisses her laptop screen. Oh dear.
Anyway, our Bad Sister is Sister Sophia and when she arrives to teach the class, she gets upset when she sees a female student flirting with Jason. This is like Bad Teacher, but with a nun.
Jealousy has overcome Sister Sophia so much that she forgets about the morning prayer and even worse, she doesn’t say it.
Sister Sophia asks Jason if he has a girlfriend and when he says no, she tells him that she thinks he’s quite the catch. I get that she’s a fake predator nun, but she has no chill. Also, for some reason, she takes a ‘Toxic Tramp’ lip gloss from Sarah (the girl who was flirting with Jason) and tries it on. Somehow, it offends her and she crushes the tube with her shoe.
…Why anyone would buy a lip gloss called Toxic Tramp is beyond me, but alright.