MASKS ARE RUINING MY HUMAN RIGHTS!
Yes, Karen. I’m sure they are. I’ll pass your concerns onto Nobody Gives A Damn.
EXCUSE ME, CAN I GET THROUGH?
Bih–excuse you. Why are you so close to me that I’m in your way? Seriously. And these people have the nerve to brush up against me like there isn’t a whole virus out there.
IT’S ALL A HOAX
Yes. We’ve heard it already. 5G. China is bad. We get it. Get some new material.
THERE’S A CURE
…apparently, if a person is in a white lab coat and on the stairs of a government building – THEY’RE TELLING THE TRUTH!
WHY CAN’T I TRY THINGS ON? WHY CAN’T I STICK MY BARE FEET INTO SHOES? WHY CAN’T I DO WHATEVER I WANT TO DO EVEN IF I DON’T INTEND TO BUY ANYTHING
…because you’re an idiot? People will be rubbing their hands all up on everything like the one squirt of hand sanitizer (that mostly fell on the floor) they used three hours ago means their hands are clean.
UGH.
Special considerations:
- People who throw masks on the floor
- People who wear masks under their noses. Yes, it can be hard to breathe, but I just watched you sit still on a bus for 20 mins and you seemed to be breathing just fine with your mouth covered, so…
- People who wear masks on their heads. WHY.
- People who come all up in your face FOR NO REASON. Take 1000 steps back and we can talk from there. Thanks.
- People who stay in parks and beaches even when crowded. GOOD LUCK.
- The UK Government and the 350 million (geddit?) lies they’ve told since March.
- Donald Trump because he’s Donald Trump
- Terry Crews. I don’t think he’s said anything about coronavirus, but he still makes the list.
- Smokers. Simply because when the smell gets into the mask it’s AWFUL. They need to take 1000 steps back too.
Ugh.
supernatural snark 