stupid and senseless: jensen ackles’ big dumb friend

Following on from Drunk & Disorderlecki, the silence was lifted. Drafted in first was Jensen Ackles, who I personally think is as idiotic as Jared.

He just hides it better.

I saw that he has an album coming out and I’d much rather listen to an asthmatic cow screaming into a fan.

I wasn’t going to post about the responses until I foolishly clicked on an article on the way home on Monday.

At the DC Con last weekend, Jensen offered these supportive words:

“There’s a lot of love. I’m going to tell Jared to stay home more often…I’m kidding. We all miss my big, dumb friend*. And I’ll just say it now, he had a bad weekend last weekend. He’s dealing with what he’s got to deal with so just send him support and love and have a good weekend this weekend.”

*Big, drunk, violently dumb friend.

I mean, if a regular bad weekend to Jensen is a large sized man assaulting three people, who am I to judge? I’d say Jared had a catastrophically dismal and failure of a weekend, but maybe that’s the best way Jensen can articulate himself.

Why do I need to send him support and love, though?

Naturally, there was more.

“When he showed up on set, because he had a couple days off last week — which turned out to be a good thing — but when he showed up on Wednesday, I brought him in in handcuffs. So we’re having fun, we’re having fun with it. The crew really wanted to wear orange jumpsuits. But we couldn’t get them in time. So it wasn’t like we thought it was a bad idea. We certainly were going to roll with it.”

Eventually, Jared broke his silence with a tweet that an intern working for his team probably wrote. I can’t take anything with #SPNFamily seriously, but whatever.

I want to sincerely thank my family and friends for all of your love and support. So sad to miss the #SPNFamily at #dccon but I hope to see y’all soon. ❤️

Are we in the Twilight Zone. What in the oversized manchild heck?


I rebuke your heart emoji!

I can’t even read the replies because I know it’s full of nonsense like Jared you are our God we’re so sorry you accidentally assaulted people but hey you can punch us in the face anytime you want papi.

Back to the bullshit that Jensen said. Maybe we need to add ‘less’ to his name to make Jensenseless because WHY? He could have left it at bad weekend. Just stop there.

They’re having fun? Getting arrested is a precursor to fun now? I missed that memo.

I’m sure this is all disguised as ‘support’, but support doesn’t mean feigning ignorance and acting like nothing untoward happened. Instead he’s making a joke of it while his so called friend:

– has a case(s) pending
– three injured employees

– according to Pada Warrior Defence League –> depression to the point where he’s apparently not responsible for his own behaviour (this is what they were saying).

Well. I’m not about to defend Jared, so, I don’t know, that’s their friendship. It is not goals. Enabling wrong behaviour doesn’t make you a supportive friend, it makes you an asshole. And yes, before anyone comes along, I’m sure he was joking. That’s not really the point. Or maybe it is. You decide.

Let’s get to the worst part…

Jared was arrested – rightfully – and the crew wanted to buy orange jumpsuits and make a joke of it. He actually did what he was arrested for and they think it’s hilarious.

Meanwhile, they (Jared and Jensen) live in a country where if you’re the wrong colour or not privileged enough, getting arrested can get you killed – in fact, just the police being in your nearby vicinity can get you killed.

Yet, they wanted to have fun with it.

It really makes me wonder what planet these morons live on. They’re acting like Jared was just gee aw shucks i’m goofy arrested and we’re supposed to hand wave the rest away.

I wish I could hand wave them away from the public eye.

They should maroon themselves on SPN Family island and keep the foolishness to themselves.


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