Introducing furniture that will love you back…

I can’t work out of these are cute or hideous. Or hideously cute. Or terrifying.

I’m going with terrifying. Anyone with this in their abode would never see me in their house again. Dead animals on the wall I can get down with (barely). I’m even a big supporter of the pig couch.

However….

I draw the line at fake dead, headless, eyeless stools. With tails!

Heck, no. I’m talking full on online and in person defriending. For several reasons.

1. Anyone that would waste their money on this thing is the kind that wouldn’t pony up a buck if I needed it. Stingy friends always have money for dumb shit but not their awesome friend who is genuinely in need.

2. I will assume that you bought these things to keep same people out of your house so I will oblige.

3. They have tails! Tails!

I’m genuinely distressed.

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