Good news everyone!
White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci has been fired after fewer than 10 days in the post.
I’m sorry, but I have to go all Channing Tatum up in here.
This is too much.
This man missed the birth of his child to attend that embarrassing Boys Scout event and this is how Trump pays him back? He even got served with divorce papers because his wife was unhappy with his level of ass kissing. Still, that wasn’t enough to save him.
That’s cold-blooded. I almost feel sorry for him but he’s still a rich, privileged man. He will be fine.
I’m guessing it all went down like this.
Trump: Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the craziest and Presidential of them all!
Mirror: You are the craziest no more but Presidential you are!
Trump: What? No longer the craziest Lemme guess, Crooked Hillary has finally shown her true colours?
Mirror: No, sir, the honour has been bestowed on The Mooch! His legend grows and grows and he’s the talk of the talk shows and fake but also real news!
Trump; The who?
Mirror: Anthony Scaramucci, sir.
Trump: Yeah, I know that guy, but who’s The Mooch?
Mirror decides to speed the process up.
Mirror: The Mooch threatens all that you’ve worked hard for, sir. He’s taking away all of the attention!
Trump: Sad! How dare he? He’s finished in this town. Nobody makes crazy, inane statements but me, and occasionally Sean Spicer and that woman who replaced him – you know, the six point five – but also ME!!!!!
Mirror: He even threatened Priebus via Twitter, sir. It seems that he wanted to emulate you, sir.
Trump: NOBODY SENDS OUT RIDICULOUSLY HAM-FISTED TWEETS BUT ME!!
Mirror: Raise hand slowly, sir and let’s say the magic words together…
Trump stretches out his unnecessarily long tie and raises his hand, his finger curling as they say:
Trump/Mirror: You’re fired!
Of course, Gen. John Kelly was the one who actually fired Scaramucci. You see, when you push out the previous chief of staff who you don’t report to, you really need to make sure that the same applies for his replacement.
Scaramucci, you are the weakest link.