That Girl Is On Fire


I will just jump right into it.

An all-natural treatment for women looking to rejuvenate and tighten their vagina is giving doctors serious cause for concern – ground-up wasp nests.

The Etsy retailer that Dr Gunter found selling the oak galls – Heritage Health Shop – claimed that they could improve sex lives and be used on cuts with a warning that the paste will hurt.

“Here’s a pro-tip, if something burns when you apply it to the vagina it is generally bad for the vagina,” Dr Gunter added.

You can read more about this here if you’re so inclined. I personally have nothing to add because I REFUSE. REFUUUUUUUUSE.  Absolutely refuse to believe that any woman would be this fucking stupid. 

Stan has finally been added to the dictionary.

…all that’s missing is a picture of the Supernatural cast to go with it.

And finally, on the day that Donald Trump s**t all over the Paris Agreement….

“At what point does America get demeaned? At what point do they start laughing at us as a country?” Trump inquired during an afternoon event held in a sun-drenched Rose Garden.
“We want fair treatment,” Trump said. “We don’t want other countries and other leaders to laugh at us anymore.”

Sorry, love. We’re STILL laughing at you and we will continue. You’re making America look less like the Land of the Free and more like the Land of The Chumps.

Anyway, just as I read about it…

….this article about Trump toilet paper came into my life.

This is way better than a covfefe shirt.

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