You’ve just gotten home. You’re bursting to use the toilet. You rush in, there’s no toilet paper and if you’re me, you utter every swear word in existence…
…and mutter something about how stupid humanity is…
….before somehow finding one last burst of energy to sort of shimmy over to where the spare rolls are kept.
If you’re one of those people that keeps spare rolls in the toilet, well…you might need to put a BOLO (be on the lookout) on the white thing that’s actually toilet paper.
Now I want to buy one of these just so I can mess with people. **cackles**
Side note: Where the heck did May go?? How is it June already? Damn. This must be Trump Time. So much bullshit happens that time has to fly faster to accommodate it. That’s my theory anyway.