We’re All Looking At The Wrong Set Of Facts. 

Oh dear.

In reply to the first tweet, what a dick. His surrogates don’t have the right accuracy because they’re being led by someone who has no idea what the fuck they’re doing. It’s like being a Ronald McDonald underling. One day he might want you to wear green socks and the next, he might want you to wear blue and you find out which one on the day after you’ve gotten dressed and arrived for work. 

So, is it any surprise that we get this:

FBI Director James Comey committed “atrocities” when investigating former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton’s emails, deputy White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said Wednesday.


Well, damn. Wasn’t Trump telling it to the mountains when Comey was indirectly doing his bidding. Now he’s commited atrocities? Yeah, he won you guys the election. I’d say that’s a fucking atrocity. 

When asked to elaborate on her claim that so many, many, many members of the FBI had lost faith in Comey (which was directly refuted by McCabe*, the now acting director), she had this to say:

“Well, I can speak to my own personal experience,” she said. “I’ve heard from countless members of the FBI who are grateful for the president’s decision. You know, we may have to agree to disagree. I’m sure there are some people who are disappointed. But I’ve certainly heard from a large number of individuals, and that’s just myself. And I don’t even know that many people in the FBI.”

She’s heard from countless members but she doesn’t know that many in the FBI? Sounds legit.

(*McCabe said it would “not be accurate” to say that former director James Comey had lost the support of the agency’s agents. Comey “enjoyed broad support within the FBI and still does today.”)

Anyway, in case you’re wondering where Spicer was…

Sean Spicer hid behind bushes near the White House as reporters clamoured to question him over James Comey’s sacking, it has been reported.

Well, damn, some surrogates don’t even make it as far as the podium.

Some just continue to embarrass themselves for all to see.

“I think you’re looking at the wrong set of facts here”.

I see you, KC. No one is going to help you make ‘wromg set of facts’ catch on, you know damn well, you wanted to say alternative facts because they’re all the same aren’t they? Bold faced lies.

I know I just gave Kellyanne Conway shit for trying to reinvent alternative facts but I need DT to simmer down with fake news. We need something new. Not even 50 Cent could live off In Da Club forever. He followed that up with PIMP and 21 Questions. That’s the difference between being a one hit wonder and whatever the hell 50 Cent is now. Hell, we ought to just call Trump 50 Vent from now on.

For once, I agree. Russia are laughing. AT ALL OF YOUR ADMINISTRATION. Russia have made the entire administration look so stupid. Seriously. The President of the United States relying on Russia to win. His national security advisor accepting money from Russians. All and any involvement with Russia = some kind of influence. That’s not a good thing. You don’t even need to have two brain cells to know that Russian involvement in your democracy is a crying shame. Putin is probably sitting back and cackling with glee at each tweet.

Ohhhhhhhhh, like someone had the Pussygate tapes? Remember how catastrophic that was for you Donald? They had you saying one thing on tape he you weaselled your way out of it? You don’t think that Comey could theoretically do that? And you don’t think that people would somehow not buy that the tapes has been doctored by your non-shady associates?

Trump’s Twitter is both sad and amusing at the same time. I must go on it more often. The fact that his name has ‘real’ in it never fails to crack me up. The world is messed up.



  1. That it is my friend. Every morning I check CNN to see what the latest clusterfuck is going to be today. It’s getting really old and I’m old, so we need things to change before Cheeto Jesus gets us all killed!

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