Hide your cats, hide your smile…


First of all, I’d like to thank Bow Wow for providing some much needed amusement today. Although, most people laughing away know damn well that they stunt for Instagram as well. That’s what Instagram is for. Showing off and constant pet pictures in case we forget what your cat looks like. 

Anyway, onto today’s discoveries. 
First up is this Cat Food Candle. 

Look. Unless someone wants crispy fried cat, I don’t think this candle is good idea (unless they don’t have a cat and want a cat food candle for some unexplained reason). 

Next we have a smile exerciser mouthpiece? 

This contraption SCARES me. But I guess it beats pumping all kinds of chemicals into your lips. Actually, I think both are terrible. We should be working to outlaw duck face and not promoting it. Since when was it style of face? And why would anybody want to have permanent duck face?

It even looks terrible on Batman

And isn’t the whole point of duck face that you’re not smiling? Maybe they should call this the Smile Evaporator Mouthpiece? 

I…I have officially run out of words. And now I’m making a duck face at my phone. 

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9 comments

  1. Yikes! I can’t imagine why anyone would want a cat food scented candle. When I was a kid, one of my jobs was feeding our multitude of cats. Little Friskies at 19 cents a can, made our fridge smell like crap. Ah, memories.

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    1. Haha! Lol I used to have a duckish face back in the day because I’d suck my chin in randomly. Until one day when someone told me I had a dent under my mouth. I stopped sucking my chin in from that point onwards. And today, I am living proof that these people can reverse the effects of this smile exerciser 😂

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