Guys, I’ve officially run out of things to snark about. I don’t even hate watch anything anymore. I just read the news and watch things that I like. This is no way to live so I will have to rectify that.
*Googles ‘bad movies 2013’*
Sharknado came up first? How rude! Google is a hater.
Anyway, I have chosen (to attempt) to watch RIPD, but only because I feel like I said I would watch that one next? Possibly way back when I watched (sorry, abandoned) the Point Break remake. Speaking of movies, I still can’t get over Thor’s hair. Seriously. I might have to manip one of Wendy Williams’ weaves onto all of the Thor posters. I can’t take it.
Anyway, onto the useful inventions!
By useful I mean questionable.
Toilet Paper Hat
Given that my nose ALWAYS begins to run two seconds after I get on the train, this would be helpful. I’ll go one step further and say that it would provide adequate protection for my head the next time someone decides to lean on it. Seriously. People take liberties during rush hour.
For those….rainy days where you don’t have to walk in a straight line? Seriously. This would be good for anyone who is being flanked by two space providers (e.g.burly bodyguards that make sure that no one trips over your shoe umbrellas. Knowing me, I’d probably trip myself).
Dictionary Desk Pillow
First of all, why? WHY ENCOURAGE SLEEPING ON A DESK? That ish is painful. Secondly, this thing is $65? I’d rather just sleep on my actual books for free. That way I won’t feel compelled to sleep at my desk to justify my somewhat misguided purchase.
Why? The prawns look good, though. Noodles are great but I need my candles to look like… candles, not make me hungry enough to eat wax.
Lol, yeah…This probably isn’t being exclusively used for touchscreeens. Seriously, why? A thumb extender? How much thumb does one person need? I’m done. LOL.
Japan, I love you, but you’re weird.