Okay, fine. I never forget, but still, I will always find this shit funny. I almost wish I still had the original pictures. However, they came with an unwanted side order of Clif, so actually, this is much better.
Of course, he’s less about saving the planet from water-related hijinks and more about saving us
from being assholes by being a walking, talking, social media posting, ‘How Not To Behave’ guide, but still, he’ll always be a hero.
Speaking of Padaqua Man, while I’m leaving that to Hollywood, I actually sat down and wrote a mock CW supernatural drama script based on ‘OMFG, WE’RE SHADOWS!’ in the post that I linked above.
I should probably get out more.