I can’t even be bothered to write a long-winded rant. Just FYI, Jared and his charity launches are all bullshit. Most of the money he raises is NOT going to charity. Last week I think he (and Jensen, cause why not?) came up with some kind of fund called The Pack Fund along with Creation that donates to causes that ‘Jared and Jensen and the fans(!!!!! Yes, the fans!!!!) find worthy. Only 20% actually goes to charity and the rest is going straight to the Private Jet Fund!*
There is no logical reason to have multiple campaigns at such a fast rate, so I will leave you to do the mental gymnastics, but I’m awarding Jared ->
And anyway, yeah, to conclude, I hope you know that Jared’s probably sitting his underground bunker, watching his reflection while he flips through stacks of bills and looks up inspirational quotes on Pinterest.
*Not an actual thing. Yet. I think Jared has some outstanding bills/taxes to pay first if you catch my drift.