I always love looking at the search terms in the stats section on here – mostly because the stuff that people put into Google is kind of funny. Some of these might be repeats from #1 (I can’t find the post!) and #2 because WordPress has screwed around with the stats page. Siiiiigh.
First of all I have to start with this:
mitch pileggi eyebrows
Why? Why would anyone search this? His eyebrows are terrifying. Someone could literally write a horror movie with his eyebrows as the monster and we would all be genuinely scared. No points for you, anonymous searcher!
does jared padalecki have a hair fluffer
Yes. It looks like this.
jared padalecki douche bag
There are SO MANY variants of this that I almost feel bad. Almost.
in the movie black hat, why it is that the convicted nick hathaway was release in prison? was he related in the crime that hacked the nuclear plant in china?
I’m sorry that the searcher was directed here because I couldn’t make any sense of that movie.
every girl sam sleeps with dies
This is true.
supernatural sam is stupid
This is also true.
jensen ackles is boring
Again, I have no idea why anyone would search this but hey, if the shoe fits…
why did jared padalecki take out his sideburns
I refuse to believe that this person doesn’t know why – they were burning retinas one screen at a time. And they were horrible.
sam and dean wedgie smut
jeremy carver said dean is boring
what is jared padalecki favorite food and drink
Who cares? He’s the kind of guy that would claim that his favourite food is kale salad
and pretend to go vegan…meanwhile he’s stashing a hundred steaks in his freezer…I won’t guess what his favourite drink is.
constantine is a remake off of supernatural
This has to be satire.
what is with the face thing jared padalecki does on supernatural
supernatural jared padalecki won battle vs justin bieber beliebers
chicago fire peter mills annoying
I love me some Peter Mills but hell yeah, he’s annoying! I’m sad that he’s left the show though. He was always in some ridiculously hilarious mess.
Jared padalecki hypocrite
supernatursl series for stupid people
supernatural is a stupid show
Well damn, tell me how you really feel, searchers! I’m not saying that they’re wrong though. I feel pretty stupid after I finish watching each episode.
jared padalecki is person
why are people being mean to jensen ackles on twitter
This isn’t funny (okay it is), but LOL. When did this happen? Deets or it didn’t happen. LOL.
kevin trans funeral song
He had a funeral?
why does season 8 of supernatural suck?
Thankfully another searcher answered this question….
supernatural writers on crack
unknown things about jared padalecki
how long does sam have stupid sideburns for
supernatural items for picture frame with sam and dean faces
Anyway, bonus points for variants of
- why has Jensen Ackles voice changed? An eager and defensive commenter left you all a detailed (and unwanted) guide here.
- Castiel is stupid
- Airline drama
- Jared and/or Jensen possibly being members of the Illuminati
I am not the cause of people asking that question….or the reason why it leads them here. Nope. Not at all.