There’s a link to the website on a couple of his Facebook posts. At first, I didn’t really bother to look at it because I think he was linking from the site to FB anyway. Also I’m not a fan or friend of his page so I don’t really come into contact with it past people showing me things. Someone told me that it was basically him posting random shit and self-promotion, so I went and looked at it and the second hand embarrassment was strong. If he’s paying someone to put this crap up on his behalf I don’t know who I pity the most – him or them. He’s basically created a fan site for HIMSELF, with some random shit like ’13 puppy dog faces’ (it was something like that, lol) thrown in. All he needs is some reposts of someecards pictures and he’ll basically have himself a nice Pinterest profile (no shade, I kind of like Pinterest).
Anyway, once I got past the main page, I decided to navigate around. I looked for the menu, found it and proceeded to laugh myself silly for the next five minutes. It was like looking at a twelve year old’s Freewebs site from 2004.
First of all, where’s the ‘about’ page? I was genuinely curious about the purpose of this website. Although, I was on the mobile version so maybe it’s on the web version…lol. Secondly, that menu can’t be legit. For real. I was honestly flummoxed. I didn’t know what to click. Or why his menu titles are what most people would use as tags?? So I decided that to look at the pages with titles that I could comprehend. I clicked on ‘Music’ and it was blank. I know that it’s under construction but…I lost it again. I damn near cried.
I had to just go and do something else. I don’t think I’d have been able to handle another blank page. I went to go and read the news. And what I stumbled upon was even more hilarious than Jared’s website so I’ll post about it at some point.
Anyway. I have two blank pages on this blog – one is an old version of my open letter to Jared and the other is my abandoned Tom Hardy appreciation post (because that’s what Google Images is for). They’re both locked. If I can do that on here, I’m sure he could wait and actually have some content on them first. I know that I’m nitpicking but I just thought it was hilarious. At least throw in a ‘Coming soon!’
Anyway, I’m sure in time it will probably end up being complete. If I care enough, I’ll
troll judge it better then. Right now, my opinion is under construction.
Despite the design and content flaws, I’m just so very glad that Jared has found his inner Gwyneth Paltrow/GOOP and is deciding to share it with us. 🙂