And I haven’t done a recap or watched the show for about a month. Oh well. Apparently the show’s improved blah, blah, blah. People say this every year when the show starts off with five shitty episodes and then reaches such a particularly woeful level of shit that takes it takes another five episodes for them to realise that it didn’t get better, it was just slightly less shit than the REALLY SHITTY episode that preceded the ‘good’ episodes. I’ve got fandom’s number. And my armchair psychology diploma. I see everything.
Anyway, I might watch episode 6 at some point during this week. Or not. In the event that I have time to watch something that isn’t an episode of Happy Endings
that I’ve seen a million times or Real Housewives, it’ll probably be Gotham (which I love!! Right now at least).
Awards season is also upon us and even though I hate awards season (with a passion only rivalled by my hate of British exports (read: musicians) becoming huge in America and then annoying the shit out of the rest of the world) I cannot let this time pass us by without some acknowledgement for the hot mess that we have witnessed this year.
So I present to you the Supernatural Snark (Half Baked/Ridiculous) Awards 2014!
If this wasn’t a 2014 specific poll all the options would just be ‘Jared Padalecki, season _.’ Because he’s never going to get his hair together. Ever. He’s doomed. For some reason Chrome wants me to change Padalecki to ‘Packsaddle’. Wikipedia tells me that a pack saddle is:
any device designed to be secured on the back of a horse, mule, or other working animal so it can carry heavy loads such as luggage, firewood, small cannons or other weapons too heavy to be carried by humans.
There’s a joke in there somewhere.
Yeah, I put Dean in there twice on purpose.
This is a biased poll and I don’t care who knows it. Of course the bias only works if people vote for both Deans. Or vote at all. I’m no good at this.
That’s all I can be bothered to come up with. Expect some made up ones when I come back to find zero votes and have to answer them all myself. SIGH. 😛
Has Jared done something stupid again? A quick look at my search terms for the last month shows me that more people are looking up ‘Jared Padalecki is an asshole’ and ending up here. This never fails to amuse me. Haha.