Day 01: Something you’re looking forward to this year.
Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Day 02: Something you regret not having done last year.
Buying Backstreet Boys tickets for this year! No, seriously. Their last album wasn’t that great but I still love it. And I just want to see them perform EVERYBODAAAYYY, YEAHHHH.
Day 03: Something with which you struggle.
Not being clumsy. The other day I fell over a vacuum cleaner and landed on my face. Sigh. And walking into trees is basically a regular occurrence for me.
Day 04: Something that is part of your routine that you enjoy.
Drinking coffee. Uh. That’s about it. And I’ve cut down on sugar so it’s more like wincing my way through coffee. 😦
Day 05: Something in life that gives you balance.
A weighing scale? Shoes with good grip? Gravity?
Day 06: Something that excites you and fills you with joy.
Writing. Wait. Eating chocolate? Laughing at the Real Housewives?
Coming up with terms describing Jared Padalecki’s appearance? Dancing to music from the 90s? I don’t know. I have no life. I don’t do happy shit.
Day 07: Vacation Hiatus
Day 08: Vacation Hiatus
Day 09: Vacation Hiatus
WHEN? (Regular readers should get the joke :P) Seriously though, this is the most misleading 30 Day Challenge ever.
Day 10: Something at which you’ve been a champion or the best.
SNARK-ELLING. CLEARLY. 😉
Day 11: Something about which people seem to compliment you.
Some people have been known to find me funny, I suppose. My clumsiness also amuses people. Oh, and people compliment my writing so I guess that counts. I don’t really take compliments well. Yes, I’m that girl.
Day 12: Something you hope to change about yourself and why.
Being a klutz. I mean, seriously, someone needs to have some mercy on me. I am a danger to myself and unsuspecting inanimate objects. One of these days I’m going to knock myself out. Though to be honest, I reach that point during every Supernatural episode.
Day 13: Discuss some of the things on your bucket list.
I’m too lazy to have a bucket list.
Day 15: A band/musical artist whose music impacted your life.
Backstreet Boys inspire me during every single cleaning spree I’ve ever had. YEAHHHHH.
Day 16: A book you’ve read that changed your views on something.
Twilight. My cynicism can pretty much be attributed to the series. And yes, I read all four books.
Day 17: Someone with whom you shared a friendship/ relationship that simply drifted out of your life.
Oh lord. 90% of my SPN fandom ‘friends’. They drifted as I swam the fuck away.
Day 18: Someone you met randomly that’s made an impact on your life.
Creepers have ensured that I always pretend to be immersed in something on my phone when I’m out by myself.
Day 19: Something that shook your belief system to its core (a big disappointment in your life).
Finding out that Zac Efron wasn’t singing in the first High School Musical movie. I was CRUSHED.
Day 20: Discuss your favorite movie and why it’s so special to you.
Oh gosh, I don’t really have one. Thor 2 because Chris Hemsworth was shirtless for about 10 seconds. She’s All That because Freddie Prinze Jr was cute. Mission Impossible II because I liked Tom Cruise’s hair. I seeing a pattern here. For real though, it’s probably Inception. Because of Tom Hardy’s face.
Is it really obvious that I don’t watch movies much anymore? The last time I had an actual go to answer for this question, no one cared about Anne Hathaway enough to hate her.
Someone recommend me some movies please! Anything will do. Except for Lords of the Rings and The Hobbit. I don’t have the attention span for that, I just don’t. It would take me a year to watch one movie.
Day 22: Describe a dark/ turbulent moment in your life.
It’s late. It’s dark outside. The wind is howling as the moon shines brightly. Somewhere indoors, I’m taking my seat, wondering just how awful the episode of Supernatural I’m about to watch will be.
And, I’m skipping to the last day because I don’t like the questions.
Day 31: Epilogue: Write a letter to yourself.
Uhm. Okay. Let’s see.
I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bedddddd, get along with the voices inside of my headdddd, you trying to save me, stop holding your breath. You think I’m crazy, you think I’m crazyyyy.
Musical distractions aside…
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE. #fixitjesus
This post is brought to you and sponsored by boredom. My next post will probably be a Real Housewives season recap or a review of Spartacus unless something interesting happens. *prays for something interesting to happen/lottery win/for it to rain money*