because I can’t not blog about this.
#Supernatural 7.14 synopsis (Feb. 10) “Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magical Menagerie”
CLOWNS, UNICORNS AND SHARKS, OH MY! — Sam (Jared Padalecki) is forced to confront a childhood fear when a case takes him and Dean (Jensen Ackles) to Kansas to investigate Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magical Menagerie, a local pizza chain that hosts children’s birthday parties. Sam and Dean discover that the victims’ children had recently been to the restaurant and drawn a picture of their worst fear, which then came to life to kill their parent. While Dean confronts the man behind the magic, Sam is left to deal with some very angry clowns. Mike Rohl directed the episode written by Andrew Dabb & Daniel Loflin.
Firstly, “CLOWNS, UNICORNS AND SHARKS, OH MY!”
Secondly, this title “Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magical Menagerie” is fucktarded. It wasn’t funny when I first heard it and it still isn’t funny now. So, it won’t be funny during the episode. As the name of a pizza chain. What sane person goes into a pizza chain called Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magical Menagerie? I don’t feel sorry for those parents and thus would rather Sam and Dean investigated something else. So, my give a shit rating of this episode is already ZERO.
Thirdly, “…which then came to life to kill their parent”. Excuse me but this is basically a reworking of Everybody Loves A Clown but with a variation of other bullshit.
So. Fucking. Original.
Lastly, “…written by Andrew Dabb & Daniel Loflin”.
Suspend belief and lower your expections to zero because these two suck majorly when it comes to writing.
FUCK YOU GOOGLE. This rainbow pony gif is so inappropriately appropriate.