I will probably be watching on and off.
Finally!!! I will start off with the recap of the season (based on what I remember, which is not a lot). In the premiere, Sam was in a trial-induced coma, and sadly, Dean brokered a deal that unleashed the horror of Jared Padalecki as Gadreel as Ezekiel on us. Dean acted like a dog for an episode. Kevin died and Dean was sad about it. Sam finds out that he’s been possessed by an angel while Dean remains sad. They get into the annual midseason fight. Kevin’s mom gets her revenge and Ghost!Kevin tries and fails to be the voice of reason re: the annual fight. At some point Dean takes on the Mark of Cain so he can seek revenge on…everyone, or something. Dean starts to lose the plot. There as an abysmal spinoff attempt. Dean continues to lose the plot. And then his batshit-o-meter reaches 100% and he declares that he’s a dictator and loses his damn mind.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
…and probably for a few other shows as well. Or life in general.
Why am I still torturing myself with this show? That’s the question I ask myself every time I sit down to do one of these. And then I realise that I won’t get the answer to that question until someone tells me what exactly the writers are smoking, because clearly, the fumes have gotten to me via my screen. Apparently season 10 sounds interesting….just like season 9 did, and season 8 before that, and season 7 before that, and season 6…I think we all know how season 10 will go. It will start off shit, get shittier, improve for one episode, and then begin a rapid descent into farcical territory.What the episode was called: Stairway to Heaven (How clichéd!)
What it should have been called: Hallway to Bullshit/The Hilarious Case of Jensen Ackles’ Face
WordPress sometimes let’s me see terms that people have searched for and a lot of the times, it’s highly entertaining.
jared padalecki’s hair keeps getting worse
No lies detected.
jensen ackles “facial expressions”
why is jared padaleckis hair so stupid
Possibly because Jared Padalecki still hasn’t quite realised that his hair looks stupid.
does jared padalecki wash his hair?
Yes. With 7UP and butter. Wait..
john cho supernatural
JOHN MOTHERTRUCKING CHO IS TOO GOOD FOR SUPERNATURAL
when did jared padalecki get sideburns
jared padalecki butt crack
This is a butt-crack free zone. I think…
padalecki – pulling faces is not acting
He is indeed a master contortionist in the face department.
what is this impenetrable barrier around this instrument
This one is a Sleepy Hollow quote that I posted on here in full BUT WHATEVER, IT’S STILL FUNNY.
jensen ackles needs a haircut
I realised that I missed off season 9 from my graph in my last post, so I decided to do something a little different.
Anyway, previously: DEAN WAS IN ZOMBIE MODE AND ON THE PATH TO FAILURE, SAM WAS….RUNNING AROUND, CAS WAS…ALSO RUNNING AROUND. METATRON IS EVIL. THIS IS SOMEHOW SAM AND DEAN’S PROBLEM? SAM AND DEAN ARE ALSO STILL TRYING TO KILL SOME DEMON, TO THE EXTENT THAT DEAN HAS THE ‘MARK OF CAIN’ ON HIS ARM. CAIN IS…A DEMON. SO…
I assume that this well end well for Dean.
[the featured image doesn't not belong to me.]
I am in a snarky mood, so…I will try and do a recap this week, maybe an earlier episode because I don’t have time for any Metatron tomfoolery right now. And I heard that they made Garth a werewolf? AND ALSO APPARENTLY DEAN’S A DEMON NOW? I’m probably going to wrap my head in cotton wool before attempting the finale, because Lord knows that I’m going to be bashing it into the wall. Over and over and over (and over) again.
In the meantime here is an informative graph.
In all fairness to Misha, he’s probably at a 40 in season 4, but somehow I got more personal satisfaction by grading him with zero for everything. I must be a hater. :P
I came across Undateable by accident. I was searching for something else (I have no idea what) and I saw it and I looked it up and decided to check it out. Mostly because it’s a sitcom and those are twenty minutes long. I used to think that sitcoms were for stupid people who didn’t have the attention span to sit through a 40 minute show, but then I realised that I was a stupid person who no longer has the attention span to sit through a 40 minute show (and it’s sad, bro). And I kind of miss having a sitcom that I genuinely love, like I did with Happy Endings. Trophy Wife was good but it wasn’t great and How I Met Your Mother stopped being funny a while ago, and the ending doesn’t sound to promising. Modern Family is still decent but it lacks the spark of its earlier seasons. Anyway, the premise of Undateable sounded kind of terrible. A bunch of misfits who are deemed not to be dateable by society or whatever because they’re this and that (read: either socially awkward or emotionally stunted).
I’m about to start watching Scandal’s third season & I wrote this AGES ago, but never posted it, so here it is instead of a SPN recap because I am busy
avoiding Supernatural watching The World Cup at the moment.
So I watched the first two seasons of Scandal and just. I don’t get the hype. The first season had one of the most ridiculous finales I’ve ever seen. And then almost every single episode of the second season matched the ridiculousness of that episode.