Hi. Basically all I do is watch Supernatural, bitch about it and the post some unfiltered stuff on here along with whatever gifs I’ve saved last to my PC. I occasionally watch other shows and post about them if I feel the need to, but from now on, I’ll be posting those to my personal blog and reblogging them here.TOO LAZY FOR THAT. EXPECT ALMOST HUMAN POSTS.
This is an open space and I don’t require people using their real names or anything, but…if anything untoward is posted I have the means to report it.
So yeah, play nice.
Update: All of Jared’s stupidity has left me in an very anti-anti-SPN mood (as opposed to my usual anti-SPN mood) so next recap is going to be episode 14.
…I’m not planning on watching the episode but whatever.
Whose idea was it to get Jared into this live tweeting thing? All I get from them is that his ego really is bigger than his massive head. And that he’s now pretending that hashtags like #CutSamsHair don’t bother him. Please. He probably cried himself into a beanie hat.
Also, bonus question: Are the Ghostfacers really not dead yet? They stopped being cool eight seasons ago. Back during season 1. I’ll give them a pass for 4×17, but I seriously thought they’d died in a fire or sea of rabid marshmallows or something.
What it should have been called: How Not To Captivate An Audience.
You know what I never noticed before? How disgusting the title card is? IT MAKES MY BRAIN ITCH.
Previously: I assume that Sam and Dean felt this way about each other (I know that Sam most certainly has this on his iPod).
Now that you’re out of my life, so much better. You thought that I’d be weak without you. But I’m stronger. You thought that I’d be broke without you. But I’m richer. You thought that I’d be sad without you. I laugh harder. You thought I wouldn’t grow without you. Now I’m wiser. Though that I’d be helpless without you. But I’m smarter. You thought that I’d be stressed without you. But I’m chillin’. You thought I wouldn’t sell without you. Sold 9 million.
They’re survivors, guys. They’re not gon’ give up.
Or well, in this case ‘sell’ would be ‘kill’ and they’re probably way too incompetent to kill 9 million demons, bad guys, inhuman nieces/nephews/ex-girlfriends. Oh well.
So I watched this week’s Almost Human and it wasn’t great. I am not sure if that was the intended airing order of the episode but it just felt really flat. In all honesty, I did actually miss a huge chunk of it. I fell asleep and woke up and some guy with bandages on his face was having a Romeo/Juliet moment with some blind chick that he’d been stalking/talking to her online because…he wanted her or something, so maybe it was a good and I just don’t know it yet but…
WHERE THE HELL WAS THE BUILD UP TOWARDS THE FINALE?Like, if this show ends on a cliffhanger and doesn’t ever comeback I’m going to destroy something. Possibly one of my Supernatural magazines. I will take a hammer to it. Or scissors. I’ll nail it to a wall and then attack it with scissors.
In other news, SPN recap will be posted over the weekend. It’ll probably be short (I’ve gone and jinxed it now!) because I had deadlines to meet etc, but we’ll see.
Vomitous comment of the week goes to the person on my Twitter waxing lyrically about how they can’t quit SPN because it’ll make them less crazy or something. Yawn. Come up with something new. Like, you can’t quit Supernatural because IT’S THE JUICE THAT KEEPS ALL OF YOUR ORGANS RUNNING. You need it to live!
I really need to stop adding random ‘Like’s to my sentences.
As much as I hate the CW, they have some good popcorn-shows. (I’m still shedding tears for you, Emily Owens.)
This show is about Aliens integrating with humans in the future. Or according to Wikipedia “The series follows a romance between a human girl and an alien male when he and six others of his kind are integrated into a suburban high school.” HIGH SCHOOL! Oh, the alienangst.
So it’s basically One Tree Hill, but with aliens. I’ve realised now that everything on the CW is basically One Tree Hill with ____. Even Supernatural is basically One Tree Hill with demons and angels. Vampire Diaries = One Tree Hill with vampires. That’s basically all of the CW shows that I know. Oh,there’s Arrow too. One Tree Hill with a psychotic vigilante killer?
Anyway, the show wasn’t all that bad of you ignore all of the forced looks from the ‘human girl’ and ‘alien male’, including one random scene where they apparently both magically ended up with lead in their shoes at the same time and were unable to move. Must be that alien love connection. It’s classic CW, where everyone is pretty first, with hit and (mostly) miss acting, but at any rate, it is still better than Supernatural. :]
On Almost Human last night, the plot was smarthomes (I am surprised that they weren’t called iHouses) turning on their owners and killing them. The whole point was that the smarthouse provided extra security (in the form of a security guard with Cruella-de-Ville-esque hair – which would scare the fuck out of me, so I guess that makes sense). But the way it did this was very odd. Intruders were shot by a lasers. How many stray dogs would my smarthouse kill? Though I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dog on Almost Human, so possibly they all have RoboPets in 2048? Anyway, seeing has how all technology can be hacked, it would be pretty stupid to have smarthouse when the guy who you called an asshole could pay some hacker $100 (or whatever hackers going rates are) to basically end your life in a few seconds. Why not going for a smartweapon? Huh? Like, say the smartbat. Or smartremote. Or hell, smartfrontlawn/smartgarden – the bad guys wouldn’t even make it in. I’m sure a smarthouse does all kinds of other stuff but surely companies would make more money through creating all kinds of smartshit. Smartbricks, smartchair. Smarttoilet. And then combine them all together and call it a SuperSmartHouse?